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100 Times Fuckeder

fighting with gloves
now we're the ones a hundred times fuckeder
hitting above the belt
now we're the ones a hundred times fuckeder
citing the facts
now we're the ones a hundred times fuckeder
exposing all the lies
now we're the ones a hundred times fuckeder

we get what we fucking deserve
bringing raised fists to a knife fight
you'd think developed minds could learn
not to give benefit of doubt
you wouldn't trust a hungry animal
around your newborn, would you?

sharing the wealth
now we're the ones a hundred times fuckeder
taking the high road
now we're the ones a hundred times fuckeder
showing respect
now we're the ones a hundred times fuckeder
giving a shit
now we're the ones a hundred times fuckeder

did anyone really expect
to win a race already fixed
the spoils doled out in advance
the appointed already picked
all allegations of fraud
categorically dismissed as absurd

One Million Coasters Lyrics
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Coasters and Frisbees
Fish lures for deep seas
Mobiles for infants
They make great Christmas tree ornaments

Bring the whole family,
parking is free
You're going to love
our selection
of 8-track tapes,
Blank floppy discs,
mobile car phones,
Atari 2600 consoles

Guard rail reflectors
Hold 'em hand protectors
Halloween handouts
We got a ten-thousand foot warehouse
Full of cassette tapes,
Persimmon woods,
Ink jet printers,
telephone booths,
Sony Walkman's,
Kodak 110's,
Analog TV's,
Betamax's

And 10 million CD's

One Way Ticket To Fuckneckville Lyrics
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no sleep 'til Fuckneckville, it's kind of funny you may not realize it until
phone call stop, can't get laid, you find out where the parties were some time the next day

one way ticket to seclusion, now your losin'
one way ticket to alienation, you're an inside joke

is everybody supposed to be impressed with your ability to make us feel less significant than you
we're all chippin' in the purchase you a one way first class ticket outta town

millions sold, a mega star, there's a million assholes with ten million guitars
enjoy it now, soon it ends, suddenly you find yourself without any friends

one way ticket to isolation, you can hang with you
you've been given a citation for excessive social faux pas and obnoxiousness

go ahead keep telling us your fifteen-minute stories about what you had for breakfast then for lunch
we're all chippin' for one big humble pie, we're gonna smash it in your face
go ahead tell us about your last great sold out concert and how your new record's gonna top the charts
we don't care 'bout your expenses, we just wanna have a laugh at your expense

Open your eyes Lyrics
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[Originally by The Avengers]
At first I thought you were dead But now i see that you're wanted dead Something I did, and they say yeah yeah Blank gen, blank gen(eration) Open your eyes Open your eyes Can't you see what's going on Open your eyes Open your eyes Can't you see what's going wrong Open your eyes Well they tell you lies and you sing along Open your eyes Well they tell you lies and you sing along Something about destruction Television corruption Yeah you've been blind You better make up your mind Open your eyes Open your eyes Can't you see what's going on Open your eyes Open your eyes Can't you see whats going wrong Open your eyes Well they tell you lies and you sing along Open your eyes I don't know the words to this stupid fucking song Open your eyes... ahhhh Open your eyes.

Party Enema Lyrics
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hangin' out in long beach. a lil' party in the sun, but ya just can't sit there smoking and drinking anymore. you got a new jive. all your friends are getting weird. ahhh! it goes, "you ain't a shakin till the shit shot. shoot it up. no one jammin' til the gin juice jigger jets. they say it ain't a party til the party enema, the party enema. you get a funnel tube, pour in a 40 oz. pull down your clothes, touch your toes. get a hose, hold your nose. its a party hat. forget the beer bong. forget the nitrous shots. it goes "you ain't a shakin till the shit shot. shoot it up. no one jammin' til the gin juice jigger jets. they say it ain't a party til the party enema, the party enema. the party enema, the party enema. the party enema, the party enema.

One Way Ticket To Fuckneckville Lyrics
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no sleep 'til Fuckneckville, it's kind of funny you may not realize it until
phone call stop, can't get laid, you find out where the parties were some time the next day

one way ticket to seclusion, now your losin'
one way ticket to alienation, you're an inside joke

is everybody supposed to be impressed with your ability to make us feel less significant than you
we're all chippin' in the purchase you a one way first class ticket outta town

millions sold, a mega star, there's a million assholes with ten million guitars
enjoy it now, soon it ends, suddenly you find yourself without any friends

one way ticket to isolation, you can hang with you
you've been given a citation for excessive social faux pas and obnoxiousness

go ahead keep telling us your fifteen-minute stories about what you had for breakfast then for lunch
we're all chippin' for one big humble pie, we're gonna smash it in your face
go ahead tell us about your last great sold out concert and how your new record's gonna top the charts
we don't care 'bout your expenses, we just wanna have a laugh at your expense

Perfect Government Lyrics
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Even if it's easy to be free
What's your definition of freedom?
And who the fuck are you, anyway?
Who the fuck are they?
Who the fuck am I to say?
What the fuck is really going on?
How did the cat get so fat?
Why does the family die?
Do you care why?
Cause there hasn't been a sign
Of anything gettin' better in the ghetto
People's fed up
But when they get up
You point your fuckin' finger
You racist, you bigot
But that's not the problem
Now is it?
It's all about the money
Political power is takin
Protecting the rich, denying the poor
Yeah, they love to watch the war from the White House
And I wonder...
How can they sleep at night?
How can they sleep at night?
How did the cat get so fat?
How did the cat get so fat?
How did the cat get so fat?
How did the cat get so fat?

Pharmacists daughter Lyrics
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Give her a call for Demerol and amyl nitrate
I tell her dad, don't worry sir we won't stay out late

I'm in love with her
The pharmacists daughter
She's got my love
I get her drugs

Waking up in the afternoon can't wait to see her
Bringin' in some Klonopin I'm huffin' ether
She's the one for me, without personality
I still wanna see her every day

We got a date and I can't wait to see my baby
If I wine and dine her she just might sedate me
She's so beautiful she keeps my prescriptions full
She got my love I get her drugs (She got my love)
She got my love I get her drugs (I get the drugs)
She got my love, I get her drugs
Looks like I'm all in the bought the pharm (ACY!)

Philthy Phil Philanthropist Lyrics
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There's something wrong with mass consumption
Why do we want what we don't need
Alcohol burn it clean, asphalt methampphetamin
Will make it seem alright, It's gonna make it seem alright
Living in the hunger underground
Some people say I got a problem with authority so
What if I do man it beats relinquished control

Philthy Phil Philantropist
You've taken when you shoulda give away
Philthy Phil you gave to us
We cannot repay

There's something grand about being nothing
There's something lame about being grand
Alcohol squirtin gun, don't want no holidays in the sun
That's me not bein you, that's just me not bein you
Either part of the solution or the problem
Can there not be a middle ground for just the anybody
Replace Superman with Joe ordinary

Philthy Phil Philanderer
You've taken when you shoulda give away
Philthy Phil you gave to us
We cannot repay

Piece Lyrics
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You fight for peace,
But wheres the war?
What the fuck are doing this for?
You say disarment, thats the key,
Well thats not they way it looks to me.

You wear your leather jacket,
Dut you won't eat meat.
Piece punk, get drunk, sake your hair,
Go out, hang out, do you really care?
There's no easy answers,
Complaining won't do shit,
If you want some changes,
Don't be a hypocrite.

Fuck the system,
That's what they say,
But they live by it everyday,
Food stamps and welfare checks,
Would you rather starve to death?

You wear a leather jacket,
But you wont eat meat.
Piece punk, get drunk, sake your hair,
Go out, hang out, do you really care?
Don't you feel ridiculous now?
Half your wardrobe comes from a cow,
Do you believe in anarchy?
Who are you really trying to be?

Pimps And Hookers Lyrics
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give it up for workin stiffs
and those who sell their bodies,time and future
the popular people who can shout and spread
a catchy rationalization
lets give a cheer for androids, robots,
servants and their masters
"blind leading the blind" and "slavery is freedom"
starts to resound
everyone knew madison
she came to hollywood
a couple buttons short
couldnt keep her story straight
she had a drawer full of poisons,
punctures, pictures of victims

of course someone asks are they still victims if
they never realize it? go ask a PA minor
breathing blackness smoking 3 pack camels
loyal americans who love their collar colored
for 40 hours a spade is still a spade, a collar is still
a collar whether it be blue or white
its still around your neck, the silk leash nice and tight
your wife helped pick it out the irony is
that your worked 3 hours for it you wish you
could ignore it

you're a hooker.

start to realize its true
they sniff their coke you huff your glue
pimps and prostitutes
buisnessmen in monkey suits
on their knees
licking corporate boots
suckin up jumping through hoops
pimps and wall street ho's
work the street in business clothes
blows jobs, rimming, sucking cock,

they're getting laid while you're getting laid off.

Please Play This Song On The Radio Lyrics
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We wrote this song, it's not too short, not too long
It's got back-up vocals in just the right places (in just the right places)
It's got a few oohs and ahhs (oooh aaah)
And it takes a little pause
Just before I sing the F word

Please play this song on the radio

Almost every line is sung on time
Almost every verse ends in a rhyme
The only problem we had was writing enough words
(oooh aaah)
But that's okay, because the chorus is
Coming up again now

Please play this song on the radio
Please play this song on the radio

Please play this song on the radio
Please play this song on the radio
Please play this song on the radio
Please play this song on the radio
Please play this song on the radio (please play this song)
Please play this song on the radio (please play this song)

Right about this time
Some shit head will be drawin a fat fuckin' line
Over the title on the back sleave
What an asshole!
So Mr. DJ I hope you've already made your segue
Or the FCC is gonna take a shit right on your head

Can't play this song on the radio (can't play this song)
Can't play this song on the radio (can't play this song)

Please Stop Fucking My Mom Lyrics
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What the fuck are you doing?
Don't you know right from wrong?
I didn't care you fucked my sister.
But please stop stickin' it in my mom.
Humiliations over come me,
My other friends laughing at my predicament of huge proportions,
Homie's eating out my mudders pie.

Pods And Gods Lyrics
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Martian men are coming to earth.
They're abducting all of the jerks,
Martian men are coming to earth.
Martian men don't take me.

Pods are landing from outer space.
Pods are duplicating my face.
Pods are landing from outer space.
Pods thing leave me alone.

I don't know what conventions you go to.
I don't know what movies you've seen.
I don't wanna hear explanations of unexplainable things.

It's not that I don't belive in aliens.
It's just I really don't care.
I wouldn't mind some interplanetary friends,
until they come I'll hang in my own atmosphere.

Holy Ghost is coming to earth,
Saving souls of all of the jerks.
The Holy Ghost is coming to earth.
Savior men don't take me.

The number one son is flipping the tab.
Paying for sins and fun we all had.
The number one son is flipping the bill.
Let me chip in for the tip.

I dont understand why you beg for forgiveness.
Just before you do it again.
Is it more altruistic to worship.
Or actually help fellow man?

It's not that I don't belive in Jesus Christ.
It's just I care about other things.
The world could certainly use some miracles,
Until then I'll put my faith in human beings.

Professional Crastination Lyrics
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Can't u see how easy it becomes
Procrastinate, we're professionals
Get things done, you can't, to busy
Having fun we're professionals

Professional crastination it's a way
Of life if you've got lots of time

Put it off cause tomorrow sounds
Much better than today

Always late, not sometimes, occasionally
Consistantly, we're professionals

Professional crastination we're living
In a procrastination

Why can't we ever be on time?

Professional crastination it's a way of life
If you've got lots of time

Pofessional crastination we're living
In a procrasti-nation
Professional crastination

Puke On Cops Lyrics
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look at me now. full on the run. i can't stop myself from crashing. breaking grass, bumming a yard. fixing stuff that was never broken. pulling out all the stops. i'm gonna puck on the cops. i'm telling the kids, punk rocks. i'm gonna puke on cops. gimme a side of airplane noise or a half a glass of our resistance. add a dash of disobedient public nusant, richtor riot. pulling out all the stops. i'm gonna puck on the cops. i'm telling the kids, punk rocks. i'm gonna puke on cops.

Pump Up The Valium Lyrics
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One time weekly rate
12 by 12 foot room
Strapped down to the bed
Now pump up the valium

My mind is wide asleep
My conscience deep awake
The promises I keep
Are not the ones I make
I count the caustic causes
I lost count of regrets
A surplus of good intentions
Don't provide me with content
All I want is just a little content

One time monthly rate
Still no breathing room
Pressure's building up
So pump up the valium

I choose the beaten path
I've been to where it leads
Why I keep coming back
A mystery to me
I found what I've been seeking
It's too late for me to care
My aspiration's leaking
From a hole I can't repair
Maybe I just don't want it repaired

Punk Guy Lyrics
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Crazier than GG,
More PC than Ian.
Got colored teeth like Johnny,
Exudes a vicious disposition.
His hair sticks out like Colin's did, he jumps,
Similar to Springa, he points his middle finga.
Not just he singer in the band.
Voted biggest asshole, and role model of the year.
Got a face like Charles Bronson,
Straight outta Green Bay Wisconsin,
Not just a singer in the band.
He'll puke on you, he'll fuck your mom,
He'll smoke while huffing gas.
He was the punkest mother fucker I ever did see.
'Ah Hell he's even more punk than me.'
He should've been on the cover,
He should've been on the cover,
He should've been on the cover of Punk and Disorderly (Volume II)

[References In This Song]
[Crazier than GG: GG Allin was in the Jabbers, the Scumfucs, Antiseen and the Murder Junkies. He died on June 28, 1993 of a heroin overdose at the age of thirty-six]
[More PC than Ian: Ian MacKaye was supposed to have started the whole sXe thing]
[Got colored teeth like Johhny: Johnny Rotten from the Sex Pistols]
[Exudes a VICIOUS disposition: Sid Vicious from the Sex Pistols]
[His hair sticks out like Colins did: Colins from Dag Nasty, he had big hair]
[He jumps similar to Springa: The guy from SSD]

Punk Guy (cause he does punk things) Lyrics
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Crazier than GG, More PC than Ian
Got colored teeth like Johnny
Exudes a Vicious disposition
His hair sticks out like Colins' did, he jumps
Similar to Springa you, he points his middle finga
Not just the singer in the band
Voted biggest asshole and role model of the year
Got a face like Charles Bronson
Straight outta Green Bay Wisconsin
Not just a singer in the band
He'll puke on you, he'll fuck your mom, he'll smoke
while huffing gas
He was the punkest mother fucker that I ever did see
Ah, Hell, he's even more punk than me!
He shoulda been on the cover
He shoulda been on the cover
he shoulda been on the cover of Punk and Disorderly

Punk Rock Elite Lyrics
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Indiscriminate I'd rather be elite
I'll choose my own shit scene
Unsubstantiated rumors flown are true
I'm here for me not you

Nonconglumurate I mean what I say
I'm not your fucking scape
Goat apparently I've alienated some
It seems my job's half done

You'll never understand it
Try to buy and brand it
I win, you lose, cause it's my job
To keep punk rock elite

This music ain't your fuckin' industry

Quart in session Lyrics
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It's funny how nothing seems much fun
Anymore to me now that I quit the drink
'Cause soberness, it might be what I need
But, it's certainly not how I wanna be

Cause nothing seems much fun anymore to me

Consequence never had any time to think
About what shoulda, coulda, happened to me
See common sense
My parents said I never had any
But now look whose got the dough

Cause nothing seems much fun anymore to me

Don't feel like goin' out
Nothing worth singin' about
Missin' the alcohol
No longer born to lose
Put away my party shoes
Missin' the alcohol
Without tonic an gin
Without no vicodin

Nothing seems much fun anymore to me
Nothing seems much fun anymore to me
Nothing seems much fun anymore to me
Nothing seems much fun
Nothing seems much fun anymore to me
Nothing seems much fun anymore to me
Nothing seems much fun anymore to me
Nothing seems much fun

Radio Lyrics
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[Originally by Rancid]

Never fell in love until i fell in love with you Never know what a good time was until i had a good time with you If you wanna get the feeling and you wanna get it right Then the music gotta be loud for when the music hit i feel no pain at all Warm summer night i was drinking with my dad He tried to give me the love that i never had But he gave more love to his bottle of wine So i had to go out and find love of another kind Here it is Here i am Turn it up fuckin' loud Radio, Radio, Radio... When i got the music i got a place to go Radio clash magnificent 7 I was a choir boy you showed me no heaven Two tools surely lost no remorse ignoring the cost.

Re-gaining Unconsciousness Lyrics
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First they put away the dealers,
keep our kids safe and off the street.
Then they put away the prostitutes,
keep married men cloistered at home.

Then they shooed away the bums,
then they beat and bashed the queers,
turned away asylum-seekers,
fed us suspicions and fears.
We didn't raise our voice,
we didn't make a fuss.
It's funny there was no one left to notice
when they came for us.

Looks like witches are in season,
you better fly your flag and be aware
of anyone who might fit the description,
diversity is now our biggest fear.

Now with our conversations tapped
and our differences exposed,
how ya supposed to love your neighbor
with our minds and curtains closed?
We used to worry 'bout big brother,
now we got a big father and an even bigger mother.

And you still believe
this aristocracy gives a fuck about you.
They put the mock in democracy
and you swallowed every hook.

The sad truth is
you'd rather follow the school into the net
'cause swimming alone at sea
is not the kind of freedom that you actually want.

So go back to your crib and suck on a tit
go bask in the warmth of your diaper.
You're sitting in shit and piss
while sucking a giant pacifier,
a country of adult infants.
A legion of mental midgets,
a country of adult infants,
a country of adult infants.
all regaining their unconsciousness

Reagan Sucks Lyrics
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Heard it first from Reagan youth,
Dead Kennedys and D.I. too.
Wanna burn the effigie,
From DRI to MDC.
Guess what nostalgia sucks,
But I miss the days of Reagan punk.
We all shared the same enemy,
From CFA to Shattered Faith.

Heard it first from Reagan youth,
Dead Kennedys and D.I. too.
Wanna burn, the effigie,
From DRI to MDC.
Guess what nostalgia sucks,
But I miss songs about Reagan sucks.
We all shared the same memory,
From DRI to MDC.

Reeko Lyrics
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Reeko, try and understand
it really is that bad
It won't just go away, the party's over
It's past two o'clock
so it's about time we stopped
'cause I see the keg has been sucked dry
Cisco emptied in to the aquarium
The fish all seem to float
The ex lax lines the dog bowl
The toilet's overflowed
we've had our fun so
there's nothing left.
We got no place left to go.
Mr. President, please understand
it really is that bad
It won't just go away, it's just beginning
The ballots have been cast
we make like seaward rats
Leave this sinking ship
leave and not look back
The things we never tried to disallow
Have come back to haunt us now
With apple pie and chevrolet
We've come to see the end
we've all made this bed
Now we got nowhere to la...dies and gentlemen
Try and understand

Release the Hostages Lyrics
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Stop! Have a beer it's on me
Has anyone ever told you that you
That you look like a star
When you're sitting at the bar.
So I drink, cause it makes me
Happier than being alone.
My good friend, Johnny Walker
Keeps me warm like a cunt

Seems like everybody's got
Something I have not,
A reason not to die
Death to Mr. Right
Cause that's not me

Seems like everybody's got
Something I have not,
A reason not to die
So I say death to Mr. Right
He makes me sad, yeah yeah yeah