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100 Times Fuckeder

fighting with gloves
now we're the ones a hundred times fuckeder
hitting above the belt
now we're the ones a hundred times fuckeder
citing the facts
now we're the ones a hundred times fuckeder
exposing all the lies
now we're the ones a hundred times fuckeder

we get what we fucking deserve
bringing raised fists to a knife fight
you'd think developed minds could learn
not to give benefit of doubt
you wouldn't trust a hungry animal
around your newborn, would you?

sharing the wealth
now we're the ones a hundred times fuckeder
taking the high road
now we're the ones a hundred times fuckeder
showing respect
now we're the ones a hundred times fuckeder
giving a shit
now we're the ones a hundred times fuckeder

did anyone really expect
to win a race already fixed
the spoils doled out in advance
the appointed already picked
all allegations of fraud
categorically dismissed as absurd

Whoops, I OD'd Lyrics
Artist(Band):NOFX
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Whoops I OD'd,
Shortness of breath.
Call ambulance,
Tell my wife I {love her}.
Error in judgement cut my life,
No second chance, no guiding light.

I never meant to cause you pain,
I never thought I'd be the one who took the fall.
I got lost in the moment,
Assholes like to test the limit.

Six minutes down,
Breathing machine,
Brain not feel right.
The look on you is killing me,
Drowning in shame but don't feel bad.
Cause I never feared consequences.
Hate regrets more than apologies.

A year has passed, like photographs.
My life is just a scrapbook,
Of old friends and faded memories.
Looks like I pulled the rug from under myself.
The fall's too much for me to recover from.

It's been real fun but now I must say goodbye.
I'll see you all at Okie Dogs,
I'll see you all at Okie Dogs.

Wolves in Wolves' Clothing Lyrics
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We are Rome, Aztec Mexico, Easter Island paradigm
We are followers of Jimmy Jones, cutting in the kool-aid line

We are Animal Farm Pigs, we are a Terry Gilliam film
We are fear Oligarchy, we are wolves in wolves' clothing, we are this planet's kidney stones

In the process of getting passed, metamorphosis from first to last
A system breaking down beyond repairs
A product of three million millionaires and 100 million easy marks

We are Marie Antoinette, we are Joseph McCarthy
We've finally become the divided states
A nation built on freedoms, fears, and hates, the denotaion of Irony

We all want a hollywood end, but we're getting a foreign one
The script has already been penned, and titled, "the epitaph of a drowning nation

Wore Out The Soles Of My Party Boots Lyrics
Artist(Band):NOFX
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Life is fast but I don't wanna live past you, cause you are my only roots
I was the king of the drug booze thing now I've worn out the soles of my party boots
So call me shit-faced Master of Disgrace, I don't care cause my outer skin
Is thick like crust, and a liver that's rusted out, now I'm on a list

Everybody wants to give a shit outta me, I won't give it but I'll give ambivalence
I gotta memory box cause my memory blocks me, from remembering weeks
All the blacked out nights into white out mornings, into grey matter damagings
So call me Fat Fuck, geriatric punk rock, give it straight cause I deserve
a verbal beating from an audience bleating, and a melee with no concern
Everybody wants to give a shit outta me, I won't give it but I'll give irresponsiveness
Everybody wants to drag me up again, I wanna go, but the price keeps going up
Going down is simple and practical, laying low but keeping it cynical
I'm on the wagon and it's such a drag, without a key kick, shot, and a drag

Evidently no one likes a quitter or an old punk's bitterness
So I'm waiting for the tap, on my shoulder, cause we're all getting older not better
The laughs are no longer with us
So call me Fat Fuck geriatric punk,
call me Fat Fuck geriatric punk
call me Fat Fuck geriatric punk shit-faced master of disgrace

Wore Out The Souls Of My Party Boots Lyrics
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Life is fast but I don't wanna live past you cuz you're my only roots
I was the king of the drug booze thing now I've worn out the soles of my party boots
So call me shit faced Master of Disgrace, I don't care cuz my outer skin
Is thick like crust, and a liver that's rusted out, now I'm on a list (for a better one)

Everybody wants to give a shit outta me I won't give it but I'll give ambivalence
I gotta memory box cuz my memory blocks me from remembering weeks
all the blacked out nights into white out mornings, into grey matter damagings
So call me Fat Fuck, geriatric punk rock, give it straight cuz I deserve
a verbal beating from an audience bleading (not bleeding), and a melee with no concern

Everybody wants to give a shit outta me, I won't give it but I'll give irresponsiveness
Everybody wants to drag me up again, I wanna go, but the prive keeps goin up
Goin down is simple and practical, laying low but keeping it cynical
I'm on the wagon and it's such a drag, without a key kick, shot, and a drag

Evidently no one like a quitter or an old punk's bitterness
do I'm waitin for the tap on my shoulder cuz we're all getting older not better
the laughs are no longer with us (they're at us)
so call me fat fuck geriatric punk shit face master of disgrace

You're Bleeding Lyrics
Artist(Band):NOFX
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You've got the beauty, but that don't mean a thing
A bland reciprocation, but it don't bother me
You're happier with lights on underneath a darkened sky
Only in the spotlight can you tell me of your crimes
I understand your situation, but I can't
Seem to understand the motivations you once had
I recall a message I once left behind a screen
I was entranced when you were never, never there for me
You're draining, you're draining me, I'm not a tub
What ever happened to the girl I used to hold?
I held in such a high regard
Where is the girl who had it all?
I used to think I wasn't worthy of your cause
I used to feel so lucky
Until the day I felt a weakness in my arms
I knew from where it had been coming
You're bleeding, you're bleeding me, I can recall
The passions you once had, where did they go?
I knew a girl who had it all?
I knew a girl where did she go?

You're Wrong Lyrics
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You're wrong about virtues of Christianity
And you're wrong if you agree with Sean Hannity
If you think that pride is about nationality, you're wrong

You're wrong when you imprison people turning tricks
And you're wrong about trickle down economics
If you think that punk rock doesn't mix with politics, you're wrong

You're wrong for hating queers and eating steers
If you kill for the thrill of the hunt
You're wrong 'bout wearing fur and not hating Ann Coulter
Cause she's a cunted cunt

You're wrong if you celebrate Columbus Day
And You're wrong if you think there will be a Judgement Day
If you're a charter member of the NRA, you're wrong

You're wrong if you support capital punishment
And you're wrong if you don't question your government
If you think her reproductive rights are inconsequent, you're wrong

You're wrong fighting Jihad, your blind faith in God
Your religions are all flawed,
You're wrong about drug use, when its not abuse
I hope you never reproduce

You're getting high on the downlow
A victim of Cointelpro
You're wrong and will probably never know

You Drink You Drive You Spill Lyrics
Artist(Band):NOFX
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I say don't drink and drive
You might spill your drink
Before you get behind the wheel, just stop & think
You can take your chances
But there's so much to lose
Another bumpy road,
There's so much wasted booze

I'm not so worried
About how many I kill
I'm much more concerned
With how much beer I spill
35% of accidents
Are cause by pixilated
The other 65% are not
Alcohol related
What does this tell us
About the drunk drivers
They seem to have a
Better record than
the sober team

I'm not so worried
About how many I kill
I'm much more concerned
With how much beer I spill
With how much beer I spill
With how much beer I spill

You Drink, You Drive, You Spill Lyrics
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I say don't drink and drive
you might spill your drink
before you get behind
that wheel, just stop & think
you can take you chances
but there's so much to lose
another bumpy road,
there's so much wasted booze
I'm not so worried
about how many I kill
I'm much more concerned
with how much beer I spill
35% of accidents
are caused by pixilated
the other 65 are not
alcohol related
what does this tell us
about the drunk drivers
they seem to have a
better record than
the sober team

You Put Your Chocolate in my Peanut Butter Lyrics
Artist(Band):NOFX
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Hey you, you have too much hair,
And we don't like what you wear,
And you have really bad breath,
So were gonna beat you to death.

Because there is plenty of us,
And only one of you,
We've got plenty of reasons,
And here's just a few,

You put your chocolate in my peanut butter,
I was walking and you were in my way,
You looked at me without my permission,
And never even apologized.

You put your chocolate in my peanut butter,
That's good enough reason for me to bash.
You put your chocolate in my peanut butter,
That's good enough reason for me to smash.

No justice (There's just us)

You put your chocolate in my peanut butter,
You put your chocolate in my peanut butter,
You put your chocolate in my peanut butter,
You put your chocolate in my peanut butter.

You Will Lose Faith Lyrics
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Your younger daughter's on the pipe,
Robbed you and your mother blind,
On an internet site she blew your mechanic, your wife's,
Overdose was a success,
Humiliation was too great,
Now with your estate foreclosed,
You will surely lose your head,
Was in a bad place when you punched
Your supervisor in the throat
An inadvertent fatal blow,
Were the words your lawyer used
On the unsympathetic judge,
Who was having a bad day,
So he threw your life away,
Is your faith a comfort still?
I know the answer. Still I ask, "where is your god now?"

You thought it was the Christian thing to do;
Breaking up that fight at school
'Til the gun came into play,
And the sight was set on you,
Running was ironic 'cause
It was the last time you would,
'Wish the kids you tried to help,
Wouldn't laugh when he saw you,
Are the invisible man.
No one looks you in the eye,
You've become an anecdote,
For 'the wrong place at the wrong time',
The worst case scenario.
The proverbial "that guy"
You never did question your faith.
You flushed it with your first piss bag
That's why I have to ask, "where is your god now?"

Where is your god, where is your god?
Where is your god, where is your god?
(Where is your god?)
Where is your god, where is your god?
(Where is your god?)
Where is your god, where is your god?

Your Hubcaps Cost More Than My Car Lyrics
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Your hubcaps cost more than my car
And your car cost more than my house
Your house cost more than I could make in twenty years
But your balloon cost the same as mine

As you drive away, I laugh with my friends
'Cause I just cost you your life
And when they find your body slumped over the wheel
I'll be in bed soundly asleep

Your epitaph was written by a Cardinal
Your coffin was carved out of a tree
Your funeral was attended by thousands
But your overdose was arranged by me

As I read the morning paper, I laugh with my friends
I just took out a man of God
He is survived by seven kids and precious wife
He died of unknown causes in his car

Zyclone B. Bathouse Lyrics
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Zyclone B. Bathouse
a secret place for cleansing ethnically
train ride provided
Although the fare only sports the underclass
as the train goes by, they'll turn away
Only doppler is effected not their hearts
with a "Better them then me" and a "Better off this way"

Ronald McDonald - Paint a happy face on a McMurderer.
Same train, Same Station.
This time the cars are corporate fascist state.
What is life quality or quantity?
since when does that get decided by majority?
and who's more decent one man or a dozen men?
Answer: ONE MAN.