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100 Times Fuckeder

fighting with gloves
now we're the ones a hundred times fuckeder
hitting above the belt
now we're the ones a hundred times fuckeder
citing the facts
now we're the ones a hundred times fuckeder
exposing all the lies
now we're the ones a hundred times fuckeder

we get what we fucking deserve
bringing raised fists to a knife fight
you'd think developed minds could learn
not to give benefit of doubt
you wouldn't trust a hungry animal
around your newborn, would you?

sharing the wealth
now we're the ones a hundred times fuckeder
taking the high road
now we're the ones a hundred times fuckeder
showing respect
now we're the ones a hundred times fuckeder
giving a shit
now we're the ones a hundred times fuckeder

did anyone really expect
to win a race already fixed
the spoils doled out in advance
the appointed already picked
all allegations of fraud
categorically dismissed as absurd

Remnants Lyrics
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Wasting your life on the sidewalk,
When you can be out on the street, dodging cars,
As they go by, the wind goes right through you.

Life on the edge of a razor,
Never knowing when you're to fall,
Sure as hell beats never gambling at all.

Life's too short to just barely exist,
Wide spread mediocracy,
Will suck you up, resist,
Another number on a list.

I don't want it, you can have it,
You can try, but you won't make me,
Feel the things you feel,
I'll take my chances, till I find a better deal,
I'll take my chances, along with all the rest.

The snail goes over the razor blade,
The suicide squad of lemmings parade,
To their kingdom, where they've made reservations.

I have no reservation,
I don't think my seat's been saved,
I'll take my chances, here, right.

San Francisco Fat Lyrics
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Hollywood is a breeding ground for assholes
Egos get as big, as Billy Corgans (THAT'S BIG!)
Skinny girl, eat some more food!
Muscleman, you look like a fucking freak!

Hollywood is a nice place for the weekend
Not a place, for a nice person to live (I DO!)
Movie star, no one likes you
How d'ya learn, to be so fucking mean?

Take me home (TO) sweet West bay
Big women (Ooo) Stinky's peepshow
This Thursday (YEAH)
Glamour pussy and some New York band

Let's go (LET'S GO!)

Los Angeles, ÜBER ALLES
Or at least, that's what they like to believe

Take me home (TO) sweet West bay
Big women (Ooo) Stinkey's peepshow
This Thursday (YEAH)
Boobzilla flattens out Dick Tokyo

Let's go (LET'S GO!)

Scavenger Type Lyrics
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Gigin alone at the bottom of the hill
Our protagonist named Bill
Sets his sights on an anchor steam pint
All he, needs is thirteen quarters
Congregated in his hat

A crow, a scavenger type
California redemption, provides him with his rent
Room and board inside of, a fifth, of comfort
As the wind penetrates his bones
His mind keep focused
Tidal waves of sound catapulted
From his horn, wail like lovers

The coins don't drop consistent as does the mercury
His meter slows realizing a zenith
He's reached perfection
No one did see him die

Screamin' For Change Lyrics
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Screamin' for change,
Screamin' for change,
Screamin' for change.....

See her pee Lyrics
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She had lips like stereo,
With the bass and treble down.
She's got tits like microwaves
Burritos that explode.
What I wouldn't give to see her pee...
Between 2 parked cars,
On a well lit street,
5th and main.

Seeing Double At The Triple Rock Lyrics
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It's 3 o'clock at the Triple Rock, another round of watching Paddy talk
It's where you wanna get snowed in when you get
Snowed in, outside it's 10 below, is it day or night, we don't care or know
What we know is that we don't wanna be
Anywhere but here, please don't make us leave
When in Minnesota and you got a drinking quota

I'm seeing double at the Triple Rock, we're still here watching Paddy talk
Then undress, then get out the duct tape
The one question still remains, how much more art can we take?
I'll let you know when the medication wears off

I'm a religious drunk and this is where I pray
The church of alcoholics can't break up the congregation
Give us air to breathe, through carbonation
We are at liquor church, genuflecting on barstools
We're praying that the taps will keep the holy water flowing
Key kicks of communion, then a long night of confessions
Coming home after noon seems to raise a lot of questions
When in Minnesota and you got a drinking quota

She's Gone Lyrics
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A blackened wick is what remains
The flame was blown out just recently
Although the candle hadn't burned down to the stick
It won't be lit again, the day won't be quite as bright
We don't know what she may have been
All we know is what she left behind
An apartment cluttered with children's toys,
Photos of good times
In the bedroom, there's sheets on the windows
There's a four poster bed for a reason
On the floor there's a box full of secrets
It won't be opened
Here older boys and girls would play
All inhibitions were left behind
As the door would close, her face began to shine
This was her finest hour, this was her finest time
Now, she's gone, and it's not gonna be alright, not for me
She's gone, but not forgotten, she's still here
In all those years she touched so many lives
Who's gonna watch the little girl she left behind?
Carol Anne stands alone in the school yard
All the other children have gone
After waiting for hours,
She can't understand why her mother left her sad
In the darkness she sees definition
In the silence, she hears someone calling
After nightmares, she lies in bed screaming
But there's no reaction
There's no one listening, there's no one
Now, she's gone, and it's not gonna be alright, not for me,
She's gone

She's Nubs Lyrics
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It's kinda hard to wear high heels, or slip on banana peels
How does she get in and out of tubs
I hope she dont get mad, I hope she thinks this song is good not bad
Cause we think that she's totally rad, she's nubs.

No fingers, no toes, she doesn't own elbows,
No phalanges no knobby knees to knock
She don't need knuckles or hands to go see punk rock bands
She's always in the stands, she's nubs
She can't pick up a phone, she can't get dressed alone
She's got no funny bone, she's nubs
No shoes for feet but we sure do think she's neat, she's nubs, she's nubs, she's nubs.

I asked her if she want a drink, I asked her if she liked Toronto,
I asked her to go out to the bar, but all she said was no thanks, no and no

It was time for us to leave, so I grabbed and shook her sleeve
and told her I'd see her at the next club she got into a pack
and some guy put her on his back, she said goodbye and kinda waved her stub

She's got beauitful eyes, and breasts regular size,
but without calves and thighs, she's nubs
It's hard to give good head or get tied to a bed,
when all you've got is a body and head, she's nubs

She's nubs, She's nubs, She's nubs...
Oh she may not walk the walk, and she may not like to talk
But boy she sure knows how to rock, she's nubs.

Shitting Bricks Lyrics
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Never thought it could happen to me
Again and now look at me
I'm alone, standing in my cell
Staring at the wall, living in hell
All my life, I never said when
Again, again and again
Breaking, smashing, and killing
I never knew when to quit
How much do they take, I should have stopped
Thought I'd never get caught
But I did, I got caught
Now I feel pretty stupid. Fuck!

I'm shitting shitting bricks
I'm shitting shitting bricks
I'm shitting shitting bricks
I'm shitting bricks by the dozen
I'm shitting shitting bricks
I'm shitting shitting bricks

ShowerDays Lyrics
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In the morning I awake
I feel my bladder about to break
I scratch my balls I rub my eyes
Just feeling lousy

My girlfriend tells me that
It's time to take a bath
I say, "No, not today, it's only Tuesday"

Once every 24 hours
I'm supposed to take a shower
That's not the way I do it
Do it do it
Personal hygiene is the last thing on my mind
I don't want to do it
Do it do it

It doesn't make a difference to me
Everyday I do the same old thing
So why should I have to be clean?
Those dreaded Wednesdays and Saturdays
Also known as shower days
I hate them

It doesn't make a difference to me
Everyday I do the same old thing
So why should I have to be clean?
Those dreaded Wednesdays and Saturdays
Also known as shower days
I hate them

Shut Up Already Lyrics
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"Affection not dissection,
Meat is murder,
Animals are for petting."
Oh shut the fuck up already.

I'm tired of you whining,
About poor little animals dying,
And the food they are supplying.
Because if a big animal had the chance,
It wouldn't take another glance,
It would eat you up.

"Affection not dissection,
Meat is murder,
Animals are for petting."
Oh shut your trap already.

I don't want to listen,
And I'm tired of your bitchin,
About what's in my kitchen.
Because if a big animal had the chance,
It wouldn't take another glance,
It will eat you up.

Six Pack Girls Lyrics
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You're at a party, the girls are lame
My friday night has washed away
Beer bong has me wandering around
The girls that look like drugs and alcohol

They're all, six pack girls
They're all, six pack girls
They're all, six pack girls
Six pack

So you pick her up and bring her home
And stick your pop in her slop
Wake up the next morning
And show her the bus stop

They're all, six pack girls
They're all, six pack girls
They're all, six pack girls
Six pack

Sloppy English Lyrics
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I play pool,
Cause I'm no fool.
I play pool,
Cause I'm cool.
I play pool after school,
I play pool all the time.

Cue in my left hand, beer in right.
I shoot and drink all through the night
That sloppy english does me just right
I use that sloppy english all the time

I hold my stick,
Like I hold my dick.
Hustling beers from wetto
That's the trick.

I use that sloppy english,
All the time.

Soul Doubt Lyrics
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Sometimes I feel my life is going 'round in circles
Beneath my eyes are bluish black
There's nothing new, no one I wanna talk to
Nothing I wanna think about, I got soul doubt
I stick My head out of the window, when it's closed
Instead of air, I get glass stuck in to my head
The city's sounding, and I can't seem to stop the pounding
Can't keep my thoughts from flying 'round
Can't keep my thoughts from flying 'round
Not sure what I am thinking about, I got soul doubt
A shameless display, wearing a smile full of pain
A frameless Erte, a painting without a signature
She's waiting for someone to save her
As I pass her by I see Cinderella
She doesn't fit into the slipper
Like she fits in a bottle of liquor
There's no one to take her away
Her eyes meet mine, she sees right through me
The question is asked, Whatcha' gonna do for me?
I don't want nothin', just a connection
I gotta know what she's all about
Cause I know she's been there
Soul doubt
I stick my head out of the window once again
This time I see a thousand faces all too clear
They wear the same expression, I've seen in my face
So many times, I know exactly how they feel
I know exactly how they feel
I know just what they think about
They've got soul doubt

Spaghetti Motel Lyrics
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Welcome to the spaghetti motel
where it's ok to be a loser
as long as you're doing it well
you're welcome at the spaghetti motel

Lucas is his name
his photographs will bring him fame
you wont see his face in a movie scene
you can't see his eye's they've never been seen
he's the perfect host he's always ready
he manages motel spaghetti

Welcome to the spaghetti motel
where it's ok to be a loser
as long as you're doing it well
you're welcome at the spaghetti motel

Lucas is his name
painting walls won't bring him fame
but you know you'll never hear him say
there's no more room so go away
The perfect host he's always ready
he manages motel spaghetti

Welcome to the spaghetti motel
where it's ok to be a loser
as long as you're doing it well
you're welcome at the spaghetti motel

Stickin In My Eye Lyrics
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When I look 'round, I only see outta one eye
As the smoke surrounds my head, the sauna
I hear the voices, but I can't make out their words
Saying things, saying things that
I got something sticking in my eye
Got something sticking in my eye
Got something sticking in my eye
I feel unusual from thinking
About the underground decay, God help me
Kill beneath the camera, watch the world begin to cry
It's not from pity, it comes from
What's been sticking in my eye
Got something sticking in my eye

Sticking In My Eye Lyrics
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When I look 'round, I only see outta one eye

As the smoke surrounds my head, the sauna

I hear the voices, but I can't make out their words

Saying things, saying things that

I got something sticking in my eye

Got something sticking in my eye ( X 2 )

I feel unusual from thinking

About the underground decay, God help me

Kill beneath the camera, watch the world begin to cry

It's not from pity, it comes from

What's been sticking in my eye

Got something sticking in my eye

Straight Edge Lyrics
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[Originally Minor Threat]
I'm a person just like you
But I've got better things to do
Than sit around and fuck my head
Hang out with the living dead
Snort white shit up my nose
Pass out at all the shows

I don't even think about Speed
That's something I just don't need

I've got the straight edge

I'm a person just like you
But I've got better things to do
Than sit around and smoke dope
Cause I know I can cope
Laugh at the thought of eating ludes
Laugh at the thought of sniffing glue
Always gonna keep in touch
Never want to use a crutch

I've got the straight edge

She once told me not to listen,
Find the answers, intuition,
Follow noone, trust your instincts,
Face the world, find out it stinks.

Don't come crying,
Don't come crying,
Don't come cry to me.
I'm not your friend,
I'm just your lover,
Don't put your faith,
Don't put your faith in me,
You cut me up and rob me blind,
But now I'm fine.

She told me about the places I could never find,
She told me how to walk while by her side,
Don't be fooled by teardrops,
They're worth a thousand lies,
When I saw them running down her face,
I believed in her.

Stranded, Ah Ah,
Stranded, Ah Ah.

Hit me in the gut,
Like a brick through a window,
Left me in the gutter like a wet news rag,
Sitting alone, thinking out the times we never had,
Cause you were my life.

She told me if and whether,
We'd spend the night together,
She made so many promises,
I believed in her

Got a no string guitar
Got a sunn beta head
I'm a rock & roll Star
I aint no musician
Some things are stranger than fishin'

Know a beat on a drum
Know how to sing outta key
Got some perscription drugs
I aint no musician
Some things are stranger than fishin'

Now I know what I am
Chop up a, another gram
Some of us have all the luck
No matter how much we fucking suck

Stranger Than Fishin' Lyrics
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Got a no string guitar
Got a sun beta head
I'm a rock 'n' roll star
I ain't no musician
Some things are stranger than fishin'

Know how to a beat on a drum
Know how to sing outta key
Got some prescription drugs
I ain't no musician
Some things are stranger than fishin'

Yeah I know what I am
Chop up another gram
Some of us have all the luck
No matter how much we fucking suck!

Stupid Canadians Lyrics
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What gives you the right to tell others what to do?
You sit in judgement, you can't be wrong,
Your infallible power's undeniably wrong.

You can kill us in your wars,
You can jail us with your laws,
You can take away our bodies but we'll never fit the mould,
Cause you'll never have our minds, and you'll never have our souls.

You fill us up with lies,
Till our brothers we despise,
You live in fear,
You live by hate,
The wars are coming and you can't wait.

S&M Airlines Lyrics
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I went to the airport, but I missed my flight
I had to get out of this town tonight
Then a lady in black caught my attention
I couldn't figure out what was her intention

She told me about a flight that was leaving tonight
She could get me a seat and the price was right
She tugged on my pants so I jumped at the chance
I had no idea what was in store for me

She welcomed me aboard then she strapped me to my seat
She tied my hands and legs down and made me kiss her feet
She whipped me and she slapped me, and gagged me when I begged
One things for sure I'll never fly S&M Airlines again

The stewerdess in leather came walking down the isle
She put nipple clamps on me with a sadistic smile
The pain was so bad I had tears in my eyes
Then I looked up and there were two gartered thighs

Her ass was inches from me when she told me to lick
Before I could do anything she slapped my dick
So I followed her commands, my aim was to please
I spent the rest of the flight on my knees

The plane finally landed by the end of the night
I had to get off of this torture flight
I asked her to release me, then she bit my lip
She said the ticket that you bought, it was round trip

I'll never fly S&M Airlines again
I'll never fly S&M Airlines again
I'll never fly S&M Airlines again
I'll never fly S&M Airlines again

Take two placebos and call me lame Lyrics
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Can't you see my soul, on the record sleeve?
It's going up for sale, as soon as it gets saved
Interrogation blues, once again I lose
You don't get to magnify my insecurities
You don't get to site and save my unhip-ocracies (not for sale)

Take two placebos, then you can call me lame
Walk some in my shoes, then tell me to fuck off
My oversized hat, won't fit your humongous head
I'll trade a hundred days for one inside of you

Take me to a cave, where I can't be seen
Solace makes the heart, pump adrenaline
I'm sick of being used, time and again betrayed
Give a man a key, he cannot not open the door
Give him something free and he'll resell it to the poor (c'est la vie)

Take two placebos, then you can call me lame
Walk some in my shoes, then tell me that I'm fucked
My humongous hat, won't fit your gigantic head

Just take two!

Talking 'bout Yo' Momma Lyrics
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1, 2, 3, 4. talking 'bout your mom... talking 'bout your mom... talking 'bout your mom... talking 'bout your mom... she's a whore bitch, gutter slut. likes to shove me up her butt. drives a pickle, wearing combat boots. while farting, she'll pick me up and give me a ride and drop me in front of the show. oh no, talking 'bout your mom... talking 'bout your mom... talking 'bout your mom... talking 'bout your mom...