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100 Times Fuckeder

fighting with gloves
now we're the ones a hundred times fuckeder
hitting above the belt
now we're the ones a hundred times fuckeder
citing the facts
now we're the ones a hundred times fuckeder
exposing all the lies
now we're the ones a hundred times fuckeder

we get what we fucking deserve
bringing raised fists to a knife fight
you'd think developed minds could learn
not to give benefit of doubt
you wouldn't trust a hungry animal
around your newborn, would you?

sharing the wealth
now we're the ones a hundred times fuckeder
taking the high road
now we're the ones a hundred times fuckeder
showing respect
now we're the ones a hundred times fuckeder
giving a shit
now we're the ones a hundred times fuckeder

did anyone really expect
to win a race already fixed
the spoils doled out in advance
the appointed already picked
all allegations of fraud
categorically dismissed as absurd

Mean People Suck Lyrics

People suck
People suck
Mean people suck
people suck, they suck, they suck, they suck, they suck, they suck!

people suck
people suck
mean people suck
people suck, they suck, they suck, they suck!

Medio-core Lyrics




Medio-core
It's not forsaken
The music they're makin'
Will leave you with a feeling of indifference
How was the band?
They were okay (okay)
Not great (all right)
But pretty good
They played the songs I knew they would
Some old
Some new
The same formula stays true
We can concur
It's medio-core

Sing
Sing a song
Make it simple
So all the kids can sing along (ahh)
Sing along (ahh)

The list keeps growin'
The melodies been stolen
Remind me of songs sung in the 70's
You might fool the kids
But you don't fool me
Have you ever heard of something called
aboriginality?

Is it absurd
To compose music no one's ever heard
Predictability
Like a bussom will comfort them
My one true foe
L.C.D.

(Medio-core) It's under powered
The riffs are all deflowered
(Medio-core) It's spreading faster
Than British tooth decay
(Medio-core) Are you ready to rock?
How ya'll doing tonight?
(Medio-core) Your condescending fucks
Make me wanna laugh and puke at the same time.
(Medio-core)
I'm one to speak,
This song sounds like fifteen you've heard before
Medio-core

Sing
Sing a song
Make it simple
So all the kids can sing along (ahh)
Sing along (ahh)

Memories Lyrics



Lies, don't waste again, ahhhhhhh
Can't comprehend
What, the daily bite
Just another friend
My stomach
Stucked on the floor
Of all the memories
I don't wanna think about it anymore
What you doing, she's coming back
I wanna reject, damn
But I know I can't
I never will

Mister Jones Lyrics


My name is mister Jones I get inside your bones I know just how
to make you tweek you soon will be my freak because I know what
you need I control your mind I roll up your sleeves I make ties that
bind you'll soon be begging on your knees you've got the disease
all your money belongs to me you've got the disease I can't seem to
live without you without you whats the point I wasn't born with a silver
burnt spoon Mr. Jones do I still have any choice ?

Mom's Rules Lyrics



Why can't I do what I want
Why must I do what my parents want

??

I gotta live by Mom's rules
I gotta live by Mom's rules
I gotta live by Mom's rules
I gotta live by Mom's rules
I gotta live by Mom's rules
Yeah!

Monosyllabic Girl Lyrics


I take her to the aquarium, she says shark
I take her to the planetarium, she says dark
I take her to the seaside
Where she likes to spin and twirl
She says sure and cool and yeah
She's my monosylabic girl

I take her to the university, she says huh
I take her to anniversary, she says one
I take her to jewelry store
I say diamonds, she says pearl
Oh everyone knows I'm in love
With a monosylabic girl

Mr. Jones Lyrics

My name is Mister Jones,
I get inside your bones,
I know how to make you tweek,
You soon will be my freak.

Because I know what you need,
I control your mind,
I roll up your sleeves,
I make ties that bind,
I've got you!

You'll soon be begging on your knees,
You've got the disease,
All your money belongs to me,
You've got the disease.

I can't seem to live without you,
Without you whats the point,
I wasn't born with a silver burnt spoon,
Do I still have any choice? (NO!)

Because I know what you need,
I control your mind,
I roll up your sleeves,
I make ties that bind.

Murder the Government Lyrics

I wanna see the constitution burn
Wanna watch the white house overturn
Wanna witness some blue blood bleed (fucking) red

I wanna tar and lynch the KKK
I wanna pull and shoot the NRA
(I wanna pay the lobbyists to kill themselves)
(I wanna dose the DEA)
(I wanna join the CIA (not really))

(It just seems so fucking easy to make this)
(Country a better place to live.)
(Illegalize guns and lobbying)
((Jail murderers and extortionists)...)
(Legalize drugs and prostitution)
((Free salesmen and saleswomen)...)

Murder the government, Murder the government
Murder the government, And then do it again yeah
Murder the government, Murder the government
Murder the government, and then
Murder the government

My Friends Lyrics


You gotta have friends, that don't betray
Friends that don't lie, friends you can trust
Some steal your girlfriend, some steal your money
Laugh at it later, they think it's funny
My friends

When you need something to fall back on
Good Friends let you fall on them
I can count my friends on one hand
My friends are in the band
My friends

My Heart Is Yearning Lyrics

For you my heart was yearning
And how I loved you so
It's cause of you
My dick is burning
It's dripping on my tongue

My Name's Bud (And My Sister's Mary-Jane) Lyrics



They're always doin fry,
They try to get me high,
I felt the pressure but I never did.
They used to call me dude,
Put drugs in my food,
Took my squirt gun,
and made it a bong.
My sister's name is Mary-Jane,
and mine's Bud.

My Name Is Bud Lyrics



They're always doin' fry
They try to get me high
I felt the pressure but I never did

They used to call me dude
Put it in my food
I never wanted to when I was a kid

??? ???
Took my squirt gun
And made it a bong

My sister's name is Mary-Jane
And mine's Bud! Mine's Bud!

My Orphan Year Lyrics

My father had dementia
He lied in bed for months
Once in a while he’d call me
And ask me to fly down
I told him that I’d love to
But I had things to do
And so he died without his son
I heard about it drunk after a show

My mother battled cancer
For over seven years
I nursed her and I held her
When time was running out
The night before she left me
I drank scotch all night
And thanked her for everything she’d done
Raising me alone wasn’t much fun

Dad I can forgive you,
but I’ll never forget,
Months I wouldn’t see you and when I did
You’d be out with your friends all night
Alone and only nine
I watched the outer limits
And scared out of my mind
I wonder if you felt the same
The days before you died
I wonder if you even knew
Why I wouldn’t come around
I bet if you had been there,
There wouldn’t be this song

2006 goodbye parents
For once I am sincere
2006 my orphan year

My Party Boots Lyrics


Life is fast but I dont wanna live past you, cuz you are my only roots

I was the king of the drug booze thing now I've worn out the soles of my party boots.

So call me shit-faced master of disgrace, I dont care cuz my outer skin

Is think like crust, and a liver thats rusted out now I'm on a list (for a better one)

Everybody wants to give a shit outta me, I won't give it but i'll give ambivalence.

I gotta memory box cuz my memory blocks me, from remembering weeks

all the blacked out nights into white out mornings, into grey matter damagings.

So call me fat fuck geriatric punk rock. Give it straight cuz I deserve

a verbal beating from an audience bleating (not bleeding), and a melee with no concern.

Everybody wants to give a shit outta me, I wont give it but i'll give irresponsiveness

Everybody wants to drag me up again, I wanna go but the price keeps goin up

Goin down is simple and practical, laying low but keeping it cynical

I'm on the wagon and it's such a drag, without a key kick, shot and a drag.

[Hefe's good old fashioned solo]

Evidently no one likes a quitter or an old punk's bitterness

So I'm waitin for the tap, on my shoulder cuz we're all getting older not better

And the laughs are no longer with us (they're at us)

So call me fat fuck, geriatric punk

Call me fat fuck, geriatric punk

Call me fat fuck, geriatric punk, shit face master of disgrace.

My Penis Lyrics

My penis is like a hot-dog,
but I don't get monthly blood drips
My penis hardly even used
My penis's got lots of extra skin
They took my outtie and made it an in
Changing Donnie to Marie Osmond

Operation, successful
But now I gotta pee
Through a miniature hole
Gotta remember to put the seat down
And when I wipe my ass
I go from front to back
Cause I don't want a bladder infection

I never thought I'd miss my vas deferans
I trade it in for a pair of used cans
Now I get to hang with lesbians

Operation, paid up front
Now I show all my friends
My new designer cunt
They think I'm kinda weird
But that's ok with me
Cause now I kick their ass
Played from the gentlemens tee
There's nothing finer
Than having a penis

My vagina Lyrics

My vagina has two sets of lips
But I don't get monthly blood drips
My vagina hardly even used

My vagina's got lots of extra skin
They took my outtie and made it an in
Changing Donnie to Marie Osmond

Operation successfull
But now I gotta pee
Through a miniature hole
Gotta remember to put the seat down
And when I wipe my ass
I go from front to back
Cause I don't want a bladder infection

I never thought I'd miss my vas deferans
I traded it in for a pair of huge cans
Now I get to hang with lesbians

Operation paid up front
Now I show all my friends
My new designer cunt
They think I'm kinda weird
But that's OK with me
Cause now I kick their ass
Playing from the ladies tee
Theres nothing finer than having a vagina

New Boobs Lyrics


You cow!

Something is lacking, I'm not attracting
My boobs are not as big as I want them to be
I want 36D

I'm not receiving enough affection
Gonna get me a silicon injection
Fulfill my dreams, bust outta my seams

My social life is pathetic, I can't find a man
What I need is cosmetic surgery
Be the best I can be

Proteins, and milkshakes, mass vitamin consumption
Who needs to diet when liposuction
is painless and quick, local anesthetic

I know what I want

Now my body is a model of flawless perfection
I most certainly will cause an erection
Wherever I go, but I still don't know

The reason why I can't find a mate
Guys I meet ejaculate
Then leave through the door,
I can't take anymore

New boobs! Jugs! (Repeated)
Kno-kno-kno-kno-knockers! Wa-wa-wa-wazoos! Ya-ya-balloons! (Repeated)

My Darling, I love you
And you know my love is true
But, sweetheart, something's come between us
And those new boobs just aren't you

Ya-ya Wazoo-ooo-ooo-oo-ooooo-oo-oos!

New Happy Birthday Song? Lyrics

happy birthday, you're not special. you're getting older, but not much better. we all want to embarrass you, that's why we're singing this song. so happy fucking birthday. you're not special. you're not special.

No Problems Lyrics



I've got no problems

Sitting by yourself,
No friends are near
You got a needle in one hand,
And in the other one a beer.
You can't cope with life,
You can't even get up,
Who's gonna help you?
You've got to pick yourself up.

But I've got no problems,
I've got no problems...

No Way Lyrics

No class, no job
I'm just a victim of society a slob
No ass, no head
I gotta go home and jack off instead
No mind, no kind
My brain is jelly and my memory is blind
No way, no way
I cannot live in a world this gay
No way!

originaly from the adolescents

Nothing But A Nightmare Lyrics


[Originally by Rudimentary Peni]

What's the point of living in your mindless life?
What's the point of living in your mindless life?
What's the point of dying in your mindless death?
What's the point of living in your lifeless mind?
Have you ever even had the thought of thinking?
Or is it you're just ignorant + ignorant?
Have you ever even had the thought of thinking?
Pathetic fool trapped inside your skull.
The pile of shit inside your brain in which you live
is not your own, you live out all the lies you're given
You're too scared to face yourself, You're too scared to face yourself
So you're too scared to please yourself,
Living in your dreamworld is nothing but a nightmare
Nothing but a nightmare.

Nowhere Lyrics



You can't believe the things you see and read
The Soviet threat
Our pseudo enemy
What's scaring me?
Our foreign policy
To make the world safe for business
Call it democracy

Our human nature, it's all the same
We spend our lives in the pursuit of happiness
So stop the hate, open the iron gate
It's our destiny to make the cold war history

You think I give a shit
If you're a socialist
If you're a capitalist
We've all got to exist
On this planet with nowhere to run
The millions of brainwashed must open their eyes
We are one

With us over here and them over there
Barbed wire borders are going nowhere

Olympia, WA Lyrics


Originally by Rancid]

Me and Lars down on 6th street
he knew that I was in trouble
Feeling much like the devil
Something burnin' inside of me

Ran into three Puerto Ricans
These girls took us to the funhouse
Where we played a lonely pinball machine

Hangin' on the corner of 52nd and Broadway
Cars pass by but none of 'em seem to go my way
New York City, well, I wish I was on a highway
Back to Olympia

I'm having a hard time understanding
It gets all too demanding
she's all gone and I'm stranded
Something burning deep inside of me

All I know it's 4 o'clock and
She ain't never showed up and
I watched a thousand come home from work

Hangin' on the corner of 52nd and Broadway
Cars pass by but none of 'em seem to go my way
New York City, well, I wish I was on a highway
Back to Olympia

How many times will it take me
Before I go crazy
Before I lose everything
Something burning deep inside

Ran into three Puerto Ricans
These girls took me to the funhouse
I don't wanna be alone again

Hangin' on the corner of 52nd and Broadway
Cars pass by but none of 'em seem to go my way
New York City, well, I wish I was on a highway
Back to Olympia

On the Rag Lyrics



It's that time of the month,
Again, your bitching,
Stop yelling at me.

I know you've got to plug yourself up,
But why do you have to take it out on me?

Just leave me alone,
Stop yelling at me,
Leave me alone,
When it's your time to bleed.

One Celled Creature Lyrics
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[Melvin]
Life on a mattress in a robe
in a room full of emptiness

[Fat Mike]
Knowledge has much better uses
than self-pity and superiority

[Melvin]
Maybe you are or could be the next
Hoffman, Mahatma, or Chomsky,
But no one will ever know.

[Fat Mike]
Are you saying that music can't have a positive influence on society?

[Melvin]
Not with shitty melodies it won't

The sum of your parts
are not gonna change any hearts,
not with hate in your eyes.

[Fat Mike]
In order to lead by example
you have to show
a path to a better world,
not a cell