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100 Times Fuckeder

fighting with gloves
now we're the ones a hundred times fuckeder
hitting above the belt
now we're the ones a hundred times fuckeder
citing the facts
now we're the ones a hundred times fuckeder
exposing all the lies
now we're the ones a hundred times fuckeder

we get what we fucking deserve
bringing raised fists to a knife fight
you'd think developed minds could learn
not to give benefit of doubt
you wouldn't trust a hungry animal
around your newborn, would you?

sharing the wealth
now we're the ones a hundred times fuckeder
taking the high road
now we're the ones a hundred times fuckeder
showing respect
now we're the ones a hundred times fuckeder
giving a shit
now we're the ones a hundred times fuckeder

did anyone really expect
to win a race already fixed
the spoils doled out in advance
the appointed already picked
all allegations of fraud
categorically dismissed as absurd

Freedumb Lyrics

Don't even try to tell us,
What we can and cannot say.
Profanity's a tool that,
You cannot take away.
Is freedom of expression,
Just a load of shit?
Just another farce in
American politics.

Fuck Da Kids Lyrics


fuck da kids, fuck da kids, fuck da kids, fuck yeah, yeah. fuck da kids, fuck da kids, fuck da kids, fuck yeah, yeah. fuck da kids, fuck da kids, fuck da kids, fuck yeah, yeah. fuck da kids, fuck da kids, fuck da kids. fuck the kids! fuck the kids! fuck the kids!

Fuck The Kids I Lyrics

FUCK THE KIDS!
FUCK THE KIDS!
FUCK THE KIDS!

Fuck The Kids II Lyrics

FUCK THE KIDS!
FUCK THE KIDS!
FUCK THE KIDS!

Fun Things To Fuck (If You're A Winner) Lyrics


fun things to fuck. fun things to fuck. fun things to fuck. fun things to fuck. fuck the front door, fuck the back. fuck the good girls with the knack. fuck the government until they fuck you back. fuck a muslim, fuck a jew. fuck fans of blink 182. that's illegal if you were born in '83. yeah, yeah, yeah. fuck a bean cheese burrito. fuck a bowl of cookie dough. fuck the space between the big and neighbor toe. fuck a cop, fuck a marine. fuck a jar of vaseline. fuck a calzone with pepperoni. fuck a midget, fuck a dwarf. fuck chris cringle with an elf. but before you fuck it all... go fuck yourself!

Fungus Lyrics

I hate the radio but I like Fungus
The only punk-rock station, it’s humongous
I think they just play Misfit’s Walk among us
Fungus 53

Germ Free Adolescents Lyrics



[Originally by X-Ray Spex]

I know she's antiseptic her deodorant smells nice I'd like to get to know you But you're deep frozen like the ice She's a germ free adolescent Cleanliness is her obsession She cleans her teeth ten times a day Scrub away scrub away scrub away The S.R. way... You may get to know her If your gloves are sterilised Rinse your mouth with listerine Blow disinfectant in her eyes Her phobia is infection She needs one to survive It's her built-in protection Without fear she'd give up and die.

Getting High On The Down Low Lyrics




I'm on the wagon now but she doesn't know
I'm getting high on the down low
Cause when I got the music I got no place to go
Unless I got a bottle in me

I'm in the Cadillac, they're starting to stare
Who's the guy with the blood in his hair
The last thing I remember I was going somewhere
And then the stop sign got in the way

[cough]

I'm laying low in a hospital bed
I gotta a dent and a crack in the head
That's okay cause I got no idea what I just said
Gotta love the hospital meds

I'm getting high on the D.L.

Gin and Juice Lyrics


With so much drama in the L-B-C
It's kinda hard bein Snoop D-O-double-G
But I, somehow, some way
Keep comin up with funky ass shit like every single day
May I, kick a little something for the G's
and, make a few moves while I breeze, to
Two in the mornin and the party's still jumpin
cause my momma ain't home
I got the bitches in the living room gettin it on
and, they ain't leavin til six in the mornin (six in the mornin)
So what you gonna do,
I got a pocket full of rubbers and my homeboys do too
So turn out the lights and close the door
But (but what) we don't love them hoes,
So we gonna smoke an ounce to this
G's up, hoes down, while my fuckers bounce to this

[Chorus: repeat 2x]

Rollin down the street, smokin indo, sippin on gin and juice
(with my mind on my money and my money on my mind)

[Verse Two:]
Got me some Seagram's gin
Everybodys got their cups, but they ain't chipped in
now these type of things, happen all the time
You got to get yours, but fool I gotta get mine
Everything is fine when you listenin to the D-O-G
got the cultivating music that be captivating me
When you listen, to the words that I speak
As I take me a drink to the middle of the street
And get a mackin to this bitch named Sadie
She used to be the homeboy’s lady (oh, that bitch)
Eighty degrees, when I tell that chick please
In a dog pound, feelin' the breeze.

[Chorus]

[Verse Three:]

Later on that day
My homey dr. dre came over with a gang of tanqueray
And a fat ass g, of some bubonic chronic that made me choke
Shit, this ain’t no joke
I had to back up off of it and sit my cup down
Bang around and chronic, yeah I’m fucked up now
But it ain’t no stoppin, I’m still poppin
Dre got some bitches from the city of compton
To serve me, not with a cherry on top
Cause when I bust my nut, I ain't raisin' the blood off the cut
Don’t get upset girl, that’s just how it goes
I don’t love you hoes, I’m out the do’
And I’ll be

[Chorus]

Rollin down the street, smokin indo, sippin on gin and juice
[with my mind on my money and my money on my mind]
Rollin down the street, smokin indo, sippin on gin and juice
[with my mind on my money and my money on my mind]

Glass War Lyrics

Glass war, glass war, glass war, glass war, it's a glass war
Glass war, glass war, it's a glass war
Glass war, glass war

It's a glass war
Cause you can see right through the poison
It's a glass war
Cause we all know the activities
It's a glass war
Cause it's made of smoke and mirrors
It's a glass war
It's a glass war
It's a glass war
Cause only poor men are dying in the
Gas war
Cause we know why it was started
It's an ass war
Cause the president's an asshole
It's an ass war
It's a glass war
It's a gas war
Cause the starters are all victims of the
Glass war
The slogan men were starters of the
Last war
Now the southern men are starters of the
Glass war
It's a Glass War
It's a Glass war

And the shards are gunna start another glass war
And the shards are gunna start another glass war
And the shards are gunna start another glass war
And the shards are gunna start another glass war
And the shards are gunna start another glass war
It's a glass war
It's a glass war

Go To Work Wasted Lyrics

i'm overhung, overslept. i'm ripe, desheveld, perfectly unkempt. i like my drink mit toast and eggs. the best bloody mary you've ever tasted. go to work wasted. go to work bombed. ya gotta pull a shot before you start the job. i wanna operate heavy machinery. i wanna watch online pornography. you gotta go to work high if you're getting paid low. you gotta put your nose to the grindstone, stoned. that elbow grease will get you fucked. you don't wanna be a jerk or smuck. fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Go Your Own Way Lyrics


Lovin you isn't the right thing to do
How can I ever change things that I feel?
If I could, baby I'd give you my world
But how can I when you won't take it from me

You can go your own way
You can call it on the lonely days
You can go your own way

Tell me why everything turns around
Backin up, shaking it's all you wanna do
If I could, baby I'd give you my socks
Open up, everything's waiting for you

You can go your own way
You can call it on the lonely days
You can go your own way

Golden Boys Lyrics


Aimless ain't got no where to go
All my thoughts have gone…
Ready?

Mother Mary had a son
Whose days were spent on having fun
And Monday he got a letter: “you could make yourself feel better”
Mother Mary had a man who healed with healing hands
Millions of boys lay dead
Mother Mary had a baby but he had his he’d never tasted
He hunted all the others then he hunted all his brothers
Mother Mary had a man who healed with healing hands
Millions of boys stay dead

Go-Go-Golden Boys
You’ve got your war toys
Looking straight on
And with your eyes of blue
I will remember you
One for me, one for you

Mother Mary baby, rock and roll
Rock and roll, you know I only want you for your rock and roll Mother Mary
Mother Mary had a man who healed with pleasing hands
Millions of boys stay dead

Go-Go-Golden Boys
You’ve got your war toys
Looking straight on
And with your eyes of blue
We’ll do the old one two
One for me, one for you

1, 2, 3, GO!
Brother mother baby you’re flipped out
You’re over influenced
One day you will feel it
You’ll make yourself feel better
Mother Mary had a man who healed with healing hands
Millions of boys stay dead
Millions of boys stay dead
Millions of boys stay dead

Gonoherpasyphilaids Lyrics

Sitting in a room waiting for some news
Sitting in a room with white knuckles
Not feeling so good
I didn't do the things I should

I said, "Doc, tell me what's wrong with me"
He had this expression he didn't know what to say
"It seems that you've contracted a new strain."

How could this happen to me?
Another victim another casualty
From fucking casually, another casualty

All the times I should have worn a jimmy hat
All the times I said, "What the fuck,
I won't look back, that's not for me."
I wouldn't listen to reason
Now look at me

Gonoherpasyphlilaids Lyrics



Sitting in a room waiting for some news

Sitting in a room with white knuckles

Not feeling so good

I didn't do the things I should



I said, "Doc, tell me what's wrong with me"

He had this expression he didn't know what to say

"It seems that you've contracted a new strain."



How could this happen to me?

Another victim another casualty

From fucking casually, another casualty



All the times I should have worn a jimmy hat

All the times I said, "What the fuck,

I won't look back, that's not for me."

I wouldn't listen to reason

Now look at me

Green Corn Lyrics

Sometimes I think of all the places I don't wanna go
Then I think of all the things I never wanna do
I think of all the people I didn't wanna meet
I close my eyes and go to sleep

Tully, baby, you're trapped behind your golden bars
I'm the prince of poverty I hang around in bars
Your life's a Mercedes, a mansion with a pool
My life's on a bus stop just waiting for some fuel

You disgust me I see through your macho lies
I'll fight everything you stand for
There's something in your purse baby, my head is getting sore
Maybe what we had was just green corn

Guttermouth Is A Really Good Band Lyrics


Guttermouth is a really good band,
but they like do hand jobs everyday.
Yeah, Guttermouth are a real good band,
but they like to give those hand jobs everyday!

Happy Break Up Song Lyrics



Hello dear there somthin' on my mind
There somethin' between us I can't find
Can you please please show me the light
Because with you I refuse to fight

It's cause you have a new girlfriend
She gives you better head then me
It's cause that guy that you hide
I heard he can make you scream

I guess I'm a shmo
You have better people to fuck than me
I guess that I'm the jerk
That lets you fuck who ever you please

We used to have such good times
You lay before me as I tell you my mind
I listen as you talk about some girl
You said one day she'll be your wife

I guess I'm a shmo
You have better people to fuck than me
I guess that I'm the jerk
That lets you fuck who ever you please


By the way Bitch! You kiss my god damn ass
Eat shit and die you dirty fuckin' slut
Fuck off you stupid fuckin' cunt
I hope you choke on toxicshock
You fuckin' Douchebag

Happy Guy Lyrics


He's just a man getting through life the best he can
He's a not a scientist, he programs a computer
Before that he sold cars to pay a student loan now he receives pity
From his family - his friends say how could he
Turn his back on reason worshipping
A God finding truth through fear and mind control
He's just a man trying to explain how
He found the word of God could make his life seem less insane
So he shares what he's read, what he understands, it makes
sense to him, it makes perfect sense to him, in fact
He's never seen so clearly
Turned his back on free will - has he lost his mind?
He'd rather kneel down than take charge of his life
And he knows what people think, but it doesn't sway him
He can read the writings on the wall
'Cause he knows how people treat, how they treat each other
A sacrifice to benefit the all
Don't try to judge him, his theological ideas
His hopes may be false but his happiness is real
Don't try to judge him, he's just a man

Hardcore 84 Lyrics


Now my chainsaw close to head
Change your points; you’re left for dead
This isn’t hectic fight for fun this is Hardcore 81

Neighbourhood watch, backyard brawl
Riot at Montanan hall, fighting ruins, this is sad but true
This is hardcore 82

RIOT! RIOT!

Maybe your home’s barred and blitzed
Go bust some heads or throw some fists you
You want some police brutality go to Hardcore 83

Hollywood, rap patrol get free rooms at Wilcox hotel
Question, what are we fighting for?
It's just Hardcore 84

Tragedy, a catastrophe
The nemesis of a wasted night
Rationale of an atom bomb
Consequence of a murder plot

RIOT! RIOT!

Here Comes the Neighborhood Lyrics


've got to get out of,
I've got to get out of this hood,
I've got to get out of this neighborhood,
I've got to get out of it,
Got to get out.

I've had enough, won't call their bluff,
I'm not going to live in fear.
Racism lives on both sides so,
I'm gonna get the hell out of here.

"Do you want crack?,
Do you need smack on the track?,
Do you want grass?,
Smoke hash you white trash?"

You better watch out,
You better watch out,
You better watch out,
Watch out

I've had it up to here,
I'm not gonna live in fear.
They're the ones who are racist, not me
Why can't they just let me be

Herojuana Lyrics



Light the match, burn the flower
Leave behind, all the wrong
Why be sad?
When happiness can be bought for a little more then free
Modern day prohibition

Are we men? Are we children?
At what age, can I choose how to live?

The only real drug problem is scoring real good drugs
Haven't we learned our lesson?
The corner store sells finer scotch
But who's got uncut powder?
We just want what is ours (dignity)
If God created plants and buds that I find and abuse
Then who the fuck are you to judge me?

Hit It Lyrics

You tell me you don't like the taste
Drugs and alcohol are such a waste
You got better things to do
Like hang around,
Be straight and screw

Enjoy your day,
What to say
Hell of a friend
Why do they know
You don't know any compassion
You don't like the drink
You tell me i've ruined my life
Well i don't care what you think

Why do you say we're mad as hell
Why do you say we're mad as hell
I've got my own set of values
Why don't you go enjoy yourself?

Hit It hold It Back Lyrics


You tell me you don't like the taste
Drugs and alcohol are such a waste
You got better things to do
Like hang around, be straight and screw
enjoy your day, what to say
Hell of a friend why do they know
You don't know any compassion
You don't like the drink
You tell me I've ruined my life
Well I don't care what you think
Why do you say we're mad as hell
Why do you say we're mad as hell
I've got my own set of values
Why don't you go enjoy yourself?

Hobophobic Lyrics


hobo - I'm hobophobic So what AH AH AH
Scared of bums
Not just because they stink bad
Not just because they're crackers
From drinking too much lysol

Let them be
Just don't get fuckin' near me
Scared of bums AH AH AH

Infested with microscopic bugs
Endocrine systematic doo doo
Why don't they get a job

Let them be
Just don't get fuckin' near me
Scared of bums AH AH AH