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100 Times Fuckeder

fighting with gloves
now we're the ones a hundred times fuckeder
hitting above the belt
now we're the ones a hundred times fuckeder
citing the facts
now we're the ones a hundred times fuckeder
exposing all the lies
now we're the ones a hundred times fuckeder

we get what we fucking deserve
bringing raised fists to a knife fight
you'd think developed minds could learn
not to give benefit of doubt
you wouldn't trust a hungry animal
around your newborn, would you?

sharing the wealth
now we're the ones a hundred times fuckeder
taking the high road
now we're the ones a hundred times fuckeder
showing respect
now we're the ones a hundred times fuckeder
giving a shit
now we're the ones a hundred times fuckeder

did anyone really expect
to win a race already fixed
the spoils doled out in advance
the appointed already picked
all allegations of fraud
categorically dismissed as absurd

Hold It Back Lyrics

Life is just a bowl of worries
Or is it just the DUI's
Distinguish between right and wrong
Truth and bullshit
If you can't agree between white and black
Don't let it get you down
You just gotta try to hold it back

Try to hold it back! (Try to hold it back!)
Try to hold it back! (Try to hold it back!)

Hotdog in a Hallway Lyrics

She'll have another piece of pie
She'll have a double reuben rye
She works hard at eating well
That's why I love her

She's got a couple of pony kegs
Her arms are bigger than my legs
And when she holds me I can't breathe
That's why I love her

I'm her butter she' my bread
She's like a mobile waterbed
And when I got on top of her
I can't touch the mattress

And when her flesh begins to sag
She's like a human sleeping bag
I feel so cozy safe and warm
She's my insulation

I always know just where she sat
And when she's on me I get flat
Some broken ribs a punctured lung
That's why I love her

She's my filly I'm her stud
Her bean is bigger than my pud
It's like feeding a Tic-Tac to a whale
That's why I love her

She'll have another piece of pie
She'll have a double reuben rye
She works hard at eating well
That's why I love her

I'm telling Tim Lyrics

ou better watch out you better not cry
You better put out records D.I.Y.
Cause it's not what you've done it's what you've been
If you fuck up I'm telling Tim

Take you out of book your own life part six
You won't play again at abc
You're gonna get ostracized like Lawrence
When I tell Tim, I'm telling Tim
I'm telling Tim, I'm telling Tim

I'm The One Lyrics




[Originally by Rancid]

I'm the one who got a religion
I'm the one who couldn't take my knife
I'm the one who got a religion
I'm the one who couldn't take my knife
I'm the one who got a religion
I'm the one who couldn't take my knife
I'm the one who got a religion
I'm the one who, I'm the one!

Hey hey hey, Hey hey hey
Hey hey hey, Hey hey hey

Are you gonna be ready to use it
If you hesitate they'll pursue it
Put the gun to the dome no question
Now the holy ghost in question

what about the banks
When they say go
Standing at the top and can't let go
Standing can't take can't take that time
When I try sometime I can't stay high

I'm the one who got a religion
I'm the one who couldn't take my knife
I'm the one who got a religion
I'm the one, I'm the one!

Are you gonna be ready to use it
If you hesitate they'll pursue it
Good and evil came from above
Death peace eternal love

Bleeding at the gates and I can't come in
Courage that abates a life of sin
Sure that it holds and it holds no others
With the lies of the brave and the kid don't matter

I'm the one who got a religion
I'm the one who couldn't take my knife
I'm the one who got a religion
I'm the one, I'm the one!

Hey hey hey, Hey hey hey
Hey hey hey, Hey hey hey

Yea, I'm the one

I'm the one who got a religion
I'm the one who couldn't take my knife
I'm the one who got a religion
I'm the one, I'm the one!

Hey hey hey, Hey hey hey
Hey hey hey, Hey hey hey

I'm the one!

I Am A Huge Fan Of Bad Religion Lyrics

I am a huge fan of Bad Religion
I even bought a brown Fender Precision (like the one Jay plays)
Signing to Atlantic was a really bad decision
Now they’re back on Epitaph hey

I bought Suffer then I bought a thesaurus
Then Graffin sang on S/M Airlines chorus
Now we hang out and party on each other’s tour bus
Cuz the old bands know how to have fun

I Am Going To Hell For This One Lyrics



Jesus Christ will resurrect
He's got his BMI royalty to collect
He's not the white fragile hippie
He looks and acts more like an indignant ICE-T
Jesus Christ is coming back
He wants to kick Mel Gibson's ass
Superstar, The Passion of
He wants his money, not your love

He's been kickin' 2000 years
He's fixed a lot of sports
and drank a million beers
Some ecstasy, a thin white line
He says designer drugs beat the hell out of wine
Jesus Christ on vacation
Spreading mass sacreligion
"Sex and drugs, we abstain"
He thinks Christians are insane
They don't know love,
they know fear and moral hauteur
Scare tactics I never taught
"If you're gonna look to me,
better get rose colored shades,
Cuz what you see is what you get"

I Am The One Lyrics



[Rancid cover song]
Are you gonna be ready to use it If you hesitate they'll pursue it Put the gun to the dome no question Now the holy ghost in question what about the banks When they say go Standing at the top and can't let go standin' can't take can't take that time When i try sometime i can't stay high Are you gonna be ready to use it If you hesitate they'll pursue it Good and evil erme from above Death peace eternal love Bleeding at the gates and i can't come in Courage that abates a life of sin Sure that it holds and it holds no others With the lies of the brave and the kid don't matter.

I Don't Want You Around Lyrics

Jenny, so many times I tried to get away
But you kept following me all over town
I'll display it, there's no way to say it
I don't just want you,
I just don't want you around
I don't want you around,
You follow me around
It's really bringing me down.
I don't want you around

When it was time to go I had nothing to say
Don't you look at me,
Don't you look at me that way
"I love you!" Oh, really? Please go away

What gave you the idea?
Get it out of your head
You follow us around,
We're not the Grateful Dead
I wanted to be friends but you wanted more
So, like I told you before,
I don't want you around

I Gotta Pee (Untraditional) Lyrics



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I Live in a Cake Lyrics


I live in a cake,
The one that I make,
Don't wanna hear,
About my mistakes.
This is the chance I take.

I live in a cake,
The one that I make,
Try not to worry,
About whats at stake,
I'm on the take.

I wanna be an alcoholic Lyrics


I wanna be an alcoholic I wanna be co-drug dependant Wanna be sedated most of the time I wanna sing, I wanna dance I wanna pass out and wet my pants I wanna be an alcoholic man!

I Wanna Be Your Baby Lyrics



Open your self, let me inside
Open your arms, I have nowhere
To go, so let me in to you
I need to be where nothing can hurt me

Open your legs, to let me crawl
Inside of you, I need to be
Inside your womb, so take me home
Inside of you, envelope me, I'm home

[Chorus:]
Bringin' me down [x2]
I wanna be your baby
Bringin' me down [x3]
I wanna be your baby
Bringin' me down

Open your lips and take me in
I need to be inside within
Let me become a part of you
Let me inside of you, swallow me whole

I want to know the things you hide
I want to feel the things you feel
I want to breathe the air you breathe
I want to live inside of you, take me

[Chorus]

Let me live inside [x4]

I Want You To Want Me Lyrics


I want you to want me
I need you to need me
I'm beggin' you to beg me
And I want you now

Yea I want you to want me
I need you to need me
I'm beggin' you to beg me
I'd love you to love me

Buy a brand-new shirt,put on brand-new shoes
I would do anything if you say
That you love me
Yeah

(Megan Mwah)

Didn't I, didn't I, didn't I see you cryin'?
Didn't I, didn't I, didn't I see you cryin'?
Sitting alone
I know you felt like dying
Didn't I, didn't I, didn't I see you cryin'?

I want you to want me
I need you to BEEP need me
I'm beggin' you to beg me
I'd love you to love me

Buy a brand-new shirt, put on brand-new shoes
I would do anything if you say
That you love me

(Dat-ta-daaaaaaaaah!)

Didn't I, didn't I, didn't I see you cryin'?
Didn't I, didn't I, didn't I see you cryin'?
Sitting alone
I know you felt like dying
Didn't I, didn't I, didn't I see you cryin'?

Awwwwww Yeaaaaa, yeaah!

And I want you NOW,
Meghan (Meghan)
She don't eat bacon. (She'd never kill a sweet little innocent piggy to get bacon).
She's one of them vegans.
(She's a sweet loving, sweet talking, loveable vegan)
And that's alright(right).

fuck
[x6]

ID Lyrics

One night, I fell asleep
A man dressed in black in front of me
I said "whatcha going to do to me?"
He said "I'm gonna set you free."
From all the pressures of society
From all your responsibilities, your bills and your job
From all the burdens that they put on you
And anything else that you want
Now everytime I look at drugs
I need a line, I need some stuff
You need a sell really quick
With anything to get me ripped
I don't care anymore
My normal life is such a bore
I bet that I look all fried
Until the day that I die

Idiot Son Of An Asshole Lyrics


He's not smart, a C student
And that's after buying his way into school
Beady eyes, and he's kinda dyslexic
Can he read? No one's really quite sure
He signs stuff and he executes people
Maybe that's why, he doesn't have any friends
Cocaine and a little drunk driving
Doesn't matter, when you're the Commander in Chief.

Idiot son of an asshole
He's the idiot son of an asshole
Idiot son of an asshole
He's the idiot son of an asshole

Put on some make-up, turn on the 8-Track,
I'm putting a week back on the shelf,
Suddenly I'm the President, of the United States,
But then I woke up, and realized I'm still me.

He's too dumb, to eat pretzels, apparently smart enough to fix an election.
Moved boldly into the White House,
but most people voted against him.
He likes naps, He really likes naptime, A couple of naps and then a nap and then he's ready for bed,
He may be from Bush descent, but he's always gonna be the unpresident.

Idiot son of an asshole
He's the idiot son of an asshole
Idiot son of an asshole
He's the idiot son of an asshole
Idiot son of an asshole
He's the idiot son of an asshole

He's our president!

Idiots Are Taking Over Lyrics



it's not the right time to be sober
now the idiots have taken over
spreading like a social cancer, is there an answer?

Mensa membership conceding
tell me why and how are all the stupid people breeding
Watson, it's really elementary
the industrial revolution
has flipped the bitch on evolution
the benevolent and wise are being thwarted, ostracized, what a bummer
the world keeps getting dumber
insensitivity is standard and faith is being fancied over reason

darwin's rollin over in his coffin
the fittest are surviving much less often
now everything seems to be reversing, and it's worsening
someone flopped a steamer in the gene pool
now angry mob mentality's no longer the exception, it's the rule
and im startin to feel a lot like charlton heston
stranded on a primate planet
apes and orangutans that ran it to the ground
with generals and the armies that obeyed them
followers following fables
philosophies that enable them to rule without regard

there's no point for democracy when ignorance is celebrated
political scientists get the same one vote as some Arkansas inbred
majority rule, don't work in mental institutions
sometimes the smallest softest voice carries the grand biggest solutions

what are we left with?
a nation of god-fearing pregnant nationalists
who feel it's their duty to populate the homeland
pass on traditions
how to get ahead religions
And prosperity via simpleton culture

the idiots are takin over [x8]

Instant Crassic Lyrics


I'm swimming in a sea of pee
I'm hiking up a big mountain of poo
I feel like rolling in glass when I'm without you

I'm diving in a pool of puke
I'm fly fishing a stream of puss
That's how I feel when something separates us

I'm living in Bakersfield
I'm at a month long hip-hop festival

Insulted By Germans (Again) Lyrics

Germans Love To Insult ME
The country condescends
we call it arrogance they call it making friends

Scottish don't speak a language
The British Love To GOB
Japanese like to chase me down the streets of Nagoya

Canadians talk shit ABOOT me
Swede bands copy our sound
Everything in Italy is stuck or broken down

The Kiwis I cant remember
Russians turned us away
Australians are so fuckin cool i got no shit to say

Brazilian cops extort us
Russian officers deport us
Icelanders feed us horse and whale
Mexico gave the shits to us
the French like Jerry Lewis

The Greek beat up the opening punk band
The Dutch are fuckin tall
but Americans win the prize of stupidest of them all

So lets all move to Australia, Sydney city of queers
All we need to bring is American drugs and German beers

It's My Job To Keep Punk Rock Elite Lyrics


Indiscriminate I'd rather be elite
I'll choose my own shit scene
Unsubstantiated rumors flown are true
I'm here for me not you

Nonconglumurate I mean what I say
I'm not your fucking scape
Goat apparently I've alienated some
It seems my job's half done

You'll never understand it
Try to buy and brand it
I win, you lose, cause it's my job
To keep punk rock elite

This music ain't your fuckin' industry

I, Melvin Lyrics



Eyeliner hides the sleepless nights
Years of abuse, the downs and highs
A lonely drunk staggers on stage
Weathered and worn, battered and broken, I feel my age
Like a puppet on strings, look he strums and he sings, I feel like a cartoon
I'm alone on the stage, I'm the man on the moon
I'm the deer in the headlights, I'm the fish in the bowl
I'm on automatic pilot, I am remote controlled
Just a second guitarist, playing on the 3rd string
I'm the disclaimer, I'm a Fucking routine
I'm happily a cog, stand me up, plug me in
Like a robot I play all the songs, with a grin
I am Eric Melvin

Jamaica's Alright If You Like Homophobes Lyrics


Jamaica's alright, if you wanna get in the middle of a knife fight
Jamaica's alright, if you wanna get AIDS or dysentery
Jamaica's alright, if you wanna be mugged or murdered
Jamaica's alright, if you're a misogynist, or a homophobe

Jamaica's alright, if you like only one kind of music
Jamaica's alright, if you like small bananas and spiders
Jamaica's alright, if you wanna buy drugs from your hotel room
Jamaica's alright, if you want your hand lopped off by a machete

Jaundiced Eye Lyrics

black is beautiful, white is so pure
can you see a difference? all I see's a blur
is one color a virtue how can you be sure

ignorance the disease education the cure
so how can you say that your proud of your race
proud of your gender
or proud of your faith
fascism racism all starts out the same
stop feeding the fire and smother the flame
some people are smarter than others so dumb
the reason behind this a cultural one
and greatness isn't carried by blood
so get off your high horse
you're no better than us
all seems infected that the infected spy
as all looks yellow to the jaundiced eye
you're the infected you can never deny
you're arrogant, you're insolent, you're living a lie

Jaundiced Eyed Lyrics

Black is so beatiful, white is so pure
Can you see a difference? all I see's a blur
Is one color a virtue how can you be sure
Ignorance the disease education the cure

[Chorus]
So how can you say that your proud of your race
Proud of your gender
Or proud of your faith
Facism racism all starts out the same
Stop feeding the fire, help put out the flame

Some people are smarter than others so dumb
The reason behind this a cultural one
And greatness isn't carried by blood
So get off your high horse
You're no better than us

All seems infected that the infected spy
As all looks yellow to the jaundiced eye
You're the infected you can never deny
You're arrogant, you're ignorant, living a lie

[Chorus]

Jaw, Knee, Music Lyrics


Johnny has a problem
Johnny is out of control
He had a TV party
With the kids in the black hole
Stealing people's mail
And lynching the landlord
Things to do when angry, young and bored

Johnny was only a lad
Johnny hates the scene
First he hit an old man
Then he hit and run Pauline
The record player spinning the best times
I never had
So why do my old records make me sad?

Cause they're so bad
And no one seems to understand
The glory of guitar
When out of tune
The off timing
The singers who can't sing
The beauty of flaw

He's a teenage vegetable
This is the last resort
He's got PCP in his veins
He lives inside a court
Johnny is a punk rocker
Johnny is he queer?
Johnny needed two bags
And a car to commandeer
Johnny wasn't liked much
But he had a lot of friends
Waits on stage
Eating ludes
A mindless brainwashed pig
Johnny was a good man
Till the day that he got shot
He had a jacked up chevy
That could blow you off the spot

Johnny always needs
More than he takes
Forgets a couple chords
Forgets a couple breaks
Johnny says he's bound
By only six strings to this world
Johnny question sellout bands
And Johnny pux0rs ritilin
And Johnny is an angry amputee

Jeff Wears Birkenstocks Lyrics


Don't wanna chill, don't wanna sit
Don't wanna hear no hippy shit
Don't tell me I've closed my mind
Don't wanna groove, don't wanna dig
Don't wanna spend the day naked
Don't like my music country fried

He's got a tye dyed Rancid shirt
He wears his birkenstocks to work
Is he a jerk? No! Just confused
Jeff don't wear regular shoes

Fat Mike I gotta let you know
It's not the tunes, it's their live show
And all the people you get to meet
Plenty of good vibes and decent drugs
Stinky people give you hugs
Walk around in your bare feet

He's got a tye dyed Rancid shirt
He wears his birkenstocks to work
Is he a jerk? No! Just confused
Jeff don't wear regular shoes
Shoes...
Shoes...
Shoes,
Jeff don't wear regular shoes