Mindless Self Indulgence

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"Bomb This Track" Ringtones to Cell

Yo
Thanks for the party
And the Maserati
Your all over my body
But now I'm gone, bye
Thanks for the party
The moet, the girls, the front row tickets
Yeah, goodbye
Thanks for the party
And the paparazzi
Everybody knows me, now I'm embarrassed
Thanks for the party, the house, the girls, the presents
And oh yeah and doing my laundry

I want to testify
I was not notified
When did my mother start
Bugging out, getting high
I wanna take a chance
Deep in your underpants
All my little girls
Everybody kiss my ass

Bomb, bomb this track
Disrespect
No regrets
Bomb this track

Yo
Thanks for the party
And the Maserati
Your all over my body
But now I'm gone, bye
Thanks for the party
The moet, the girls, the front row tickets
Yeah, goodbye

I want to testify
I was not notified
When did my mother start
Bugging out, getting high
I wanna take a chance
Deep in your underpants
All my little girls
Everybody kiss my ass

Bomb, bomb this track
Disrespect
No regrets
Bomb this track

All my scrawny ladies
And my boney ladies
That's what happens when you take what they is givin' baby

All my horny mommies
And my rowdy mommies
I been starin yo prepare yourself for stormy weather
Good looking out dere baby
Beats is cooking baby
Don't you know they is reading what I'm writing baby
All my scrawny ladies
And my boney ladies
That's what happens when you take what they is giving baby

Bomb, bomb this track
Disrespect
No regrets
Bomb this track

(over record scratching)
GO
JUMP
OUT

Thanks for the party
And the Maserati
Your all over my body
But now I'm gone, bye
Thanks for the party
The moet, the girls, the front row tickets
Yeah, goodbye
Thanks for the party
And the paparazzi
Everybody knows me, now I'm embarrassed
Thanks for the party, the house, the girls, the presents
And oh yeah and doing my laundry

"Genius" Ringtones to Cell

(I'll tape it, you'll buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, OOH!)
Can't you? aaaaah!
Tell the difference? mmmm,
Right how, aaaaah!
Little do you know, mmmm

I made me solo,
Love made me so low,
Life made me so low

Hey, like this, like this, like this,
Like this...like this, like this, like this, this

Can't you? aaaaah!
Tell the difference? mmmm,
Right how, aaaaah!
Little do you know, mmmm

Why why wallabye, na na na na alibi,
Sigh, sigh, what the fay,
Yuh uh uh uh uh uh bay,
Why why wallabye, na na na na alibi,
Sigh, sigh, what the fay,
Yuh uh uh uh uh uh bay

(I'll tape it, you'll buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy WOO!)

It's okay, dislocate, I won't stop talking,
Put together, put together,
Poppy's time for jail beta,
Don't you see I never end, a non-stop comatic?
Put together, put together,
All of y'all can't tell the difference

Can't you? aaaaah!
Tell the difference? mmmm,
Right how, aaaaah!
Little do you know, mmmm

I made me solo,
Love made me so low,
Life made me so low

Can't you? aaaaah!
Tell the difference? mmmm,
Right how, aaaaah!
Little do you know, mmmm

Why why wallabye, na na na na alibi,
Sigh, sigh, what the fay,
Yuh uh uh uh uh uh bay,
Why why wallabye, na na na na alibi,
Sigh, sigh, what the fay,
Yuh uh uh uh uh uh bay

Get It Up" Ringtones to Cell

Gentlemen

Screw em' in moderation
Screwing is such a bore
None of my time is wasted
I do that shit on tour

Oh yeah
Alright
Oh yeah
Alright

I wanna make some babies
I wanna get it on
I wanna make you horny
But I can't get it up
I wanna make some money
But I don't want no job
I wanna make you horny
But I can't get it up

Get it up
Why can't you get it up?
Get it up
Why can't you get it up?
Get it up
Why can't you get it up? [x2]

It must be your face (woo woo)
Or it's your body
If it ain't your body
Then it must be your face

Screw em' in moderation
Screwing is such a bore
None of my time is wasted
I do that shit on tour

Oh yeah
Alright
Oh yeah
Alright

I wanna make some babies
I wanna get it on
I wanna make you horny
But I can't get it up
I wanna make some money
But I don't want no job
I wanna make you horny
But I can't get it up

Get it up
Why can't you get it up?
Get it up
Why can't you get it up?
Get it up
Why can't you get it up? [x2]

Oh, Jesus
I-I'd never had this problem before, it's just a
Hold on a second
Give it a minute, give it a minute
Alright, just give it a minute

Ah, te-uh do something sexy
I don't care, do something sexy
Just whatever you do don't talk about your fucking boyfriend while we're having sex how about that?

Oh yeah
Alright
Oh yeah
Alright

I wanna make some babies
I wanna get it on
I wanna make you horny
But I can't get it up
I wanna make some money
But I don't want no job
I wanna make you horny
But I can't get it up

Get it up
Why can't you get it up?
Get it up
Why can't you get it up?
Get it up
Why can't you get it up? [x2]

And it must be your face (woo woo)
Or it's your body
If it ain't your body
Then it must be your face

"Golden I" Ringtones to Cell

Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo

I be I be I be I be I be that golden I
You watch me burnin' b-burnin' deep deep inside of you
I be that golden I
Now i rock steady but it don't mean nothing cause

I ain't shit - yo and that's okay, cause
I wrote the note so you can watch me hang myself {say}
x2

Nanana, na, na, na, na, na, na, now, now, now
I be I be I be that golden I
Now watch me burnin' b-burnin' deep deep inside of you
I be that golden I
Now i rock steady but it don't mean nothing cause

I ain't shit - yo and that's okay, cause
I wrote the note so you can watch me hang myself {say}
x2

I be the cock in a jungle coming for your baby
I be the cock in a jungle burning

I'd meet a good girl but I'd make a terrible boy
I'd meet a good boy but I'd make a terrible girl
I'd meet a good boy - good girl - terrible girl
terrible girl - terrible girl

I be that golden I
And now me burning d-burning deep inside of you
I be the golden I
And now I rock steady cause I don't know nothing but

I ain't shit - yo and that's okay, cause
I wrote the note so you can watch me hang myself {say}
x2

"Grab The Mic" Ringtones to Cell

(it's a very little penis and i'm very happy to say it's a
little penis come to visit you today)

I was so small and you tried to take it
Yes I was so... small and you tried to take it
na na na I was so small and you tried to take it - to take it
but now - I grab the mic and then I let my rhymes flow
I grab the mic and then I let my rhymes flow
Like you, I need to burn, we all know who I'm dreamin of
(poor to the kitty)
now it's so small and you tried to take it
now it's so small and you tried to take it, to take it
but now I grab the mic and then I let my rhymes flow
I grab the mic and then I let my rhymes flow
like you I need to burn, we all know who I'm dreamin of
everything on is new again and again and again and again
now - I grab the mic and then I let my rhymes flow
I grab the mic and then Ilet my rhymes burn

"Hail Satan" Ringtones to Cell

you ain't no operator so who the fuck are you then?
i sneak up and hit you like a fuckin' tornado
if you don't hit those faders i won't ever stop
i sneak up and hit you like a fuckin' tornado
with a - to the - and a - with a...
i sneak up and hit you like a fuckin' tornado
you ain't no operator... you ain't no operator
i wanna be - wanna be - wanna be - wanna be - wanna be - wanna be pretty
down - get down - gettin' down with my bad self
get down - get down - gettin' down with my bad self
i sneak up and hit you like a fuckin' tornado
ooh - we love you
i sneak up and hit you like a fuckin' tornado
you stupid man you try to get information
for what - for why - well this is not a resident
no - this is mine nigga this is mine
i sneak up and hit you like a fuckin' tornado
i sneak up and hit you like a fuckin' tornado
i wanna be - wanna be - wanna be - wanna be - wanna be - wanna be pretty
down - get down - gettin' down with my bad self
get down - get down - gettin' down with my bad self
get down - inside - ugh
rock this joint nigga
rock this joint nigga
rock this joint nigga
in a old school way
this is nice workmanship
(gimme some sugar)

"Harry Truman" Ringtones to Cell

i said "i'll do it sir"
smoke my crack - i kill your babies
he said "i'll do it sir"
every single day i got the white man working for me
harry truman
every single day i got the white man working for me
harry truman
shuffle the deck for me baby
shuffle the deck for me man
am i crazy - am i crazy - totally insane
1-900... ain't what you call for me baby

"Holy Shit" Ringtones to Cell


i'm right cause i'm blind - holy shit
i'm blind because i'm flying - holy shit

i'm fine, how are you? - holy shit
i'm fine because i'm high - holy shit

"I'm Your Problem Now" Ringtones to Cell

i love my mummy cos she fucked my dad
i love my mummy cos she fucked the shit out of my dad!

i love mummy cos she (oh yeah)
i love mummy cos she...
Im your problem now (im your problem now,im your problem now)

i love my mummy
i love my mummy
i love my mummy cos she fucked the shit out of my dad!

i love mummy cos she (oh yeah)
i love mummy cos she...
Im your problem now (im your problem now,im your problem now)

im your problem now
im your problem now
im your problem now...

"I Hate Jimmy Page" Ringtones to Cell

I'm just another little faggot with a problem
Fucking around over someone else's hard-on
I got the balls with the foul smelling DJ
Suckas can reach out and touch me and eat me
(I lick clit--i like it)

lookin' for love in all the wrong places
black ala mode with the mummified faces
am i animal, vegetable, mineral or - ugh
i'm a bad ass, tell me i'm a bad ass
i don't need you and i don't need a break
now if i wasn't here, i'd be out gettin laid
please please please play the whole damn song
a 2 minute song is just one minute and 59 seconds too goddamn long

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah -- i hate jimmy page
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah -- kick those faggots off the stage
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah -- bite the future and fuck the past
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah -- my whole shit will never last

i hold the microphone with my butt now
who like this old 5-year-old Pantyshot
yeah yeah dat could be a real big record
cause he got the bump with the molestation
i'm lower than most animals and fear what might be weird
and all the voices in my head have every right to be there
i ain't a girl just cause i rock the boat
i ain't a boy just cause i rock your world now
bad boy don't you fuck my dolly
and i'll kiss my ass and put a motherfucking smile on my face
and i get real stupid and you and you and you can't stop me

i'll show you how official midgets jack me off

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah -- i hate jimmy page
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah -- kick those faggots off the stage
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah -- bite the future and fuck the past
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah -- my whole shit will never last

one day
i'm a do the fuckin' ooh - i'm a screw the fuckin' ooh
no cheese below is gonna show you who you is and there's no need to ask it
he put this out his back and he won't break a shit
when you say that he's nothing - i said that he's nothing
i make the laws - i be the lawmaker
when you looks me upside down don't forget to fuck yourself
you're so wrong with yo jive you don't know me
why the hell you come to gimme dis
yo' so wrong with yo jive
now there are some things in life i don't like
and this is what i just did
so i took a big hit of who da fuck gives a shit
yo - not i - i am destined to die no
and ADD to me means you don't have to ask me why now
why do you guys got the ball day rock - ooh

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah -- i hate jimmy page
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah -- kick us faggots off the stage
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah -- fuck the future and bite the past
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah -- cause my whole shit will never last

i'll show you how official midgets fuck me up
i'll show you how official midgets jack me off
i'll show you how official midgets jack me off
i'll show you how official midgets jack me - oh oh oh

"Issues" Ringtones to Cell

*ding*ding* *smooch* *champagne pop* *ahhhh*

Oohh, I'd rather fuck you than kiss you (kiss you)
But I won't press the issue
You know what I need is (I need, I need)
And ya never gonna be it (be it)
I shoulda hesitated
When he was inebriated
So unsophisticated (-cated)
Too late to be debated

It's 3 a.m. - she won't put out
Lets go make out with her friends
Make out with her friends friends
It's 3 a.m. - she won't put out
Lets go make out with her friends
MAKE OUT WITH HER FRIENDS

*ding*ding* *smooch* *champagne pop* *ahhhh*

I want a lot of profanity
With a lot less virginity
It's a bonus situation
With the right explanation
Cause I'm on that mission
Reproductive mission
Now take my clothes off, and show me what you're made of

It's 3 a.m. - she won't put out
Lets go make out with her friends
Make out with her friends friends
It's 3 a.m. - she won't put out
Lets go make out with her friends
MAKE OUT WITH HER FRIENDS

Excuse me, do you want to screw? [x2]

Yes, I'm so amazing in the sack Yes, I'm so amazing in the sack

*ding*ding* *smooch* *champagne pop* *ahhhh*

I'd rather fuck you than kiss you
I want a lot of profanity
With a lot less virginity
Now take those clothes off, and show me what you're made of

It's 3 a.m. - she won't put out
It's 3 a.m. - she won't put out
Lets go make out with her friends
Make out with her friends friends

Make out with her friends, make out with her friends friends [x8]

"J" Ringtones to Cell

The white wall plaster never catch on
You always have to do it with a big Long John
White the wall plaster it never catch on
We riding in pink with the walls
And the balls and the fetus
And the pink in the walls
And the bike and the fetus
And the pink in the walls
With the stripes and the pedals
Got the bike wall never catch on

"Joke" Ringtones to Cell

This joke has gone too far.
This joke has gone too far.
This joke has gone too far.
This joke has gone too far.

In a big way,
In a lot of ways...

In a big way [echo]

In a big way,
In a lot of ways...

It's all downhill from here..
It's all downhill...

Milli Vanilli's punk rock as it... gets
Mindless Self Indulgence plays over a ca... sette
Ladies and Gentlemen you can get me e.... rect

(bam bam bam bam oooooooo)

Milli Vanilli's punk rock as it... gets
Mindless Self Indulgence plays over a ca... sette
Ladies and Gentlemen you can get me e.... rect

(oooooooo)

This joke has gone too far
This joke has gone too far
This joke has gone too far
This joke has gone too far

In a big way,
In a lot of ways...

In a big way [echo]

In a big way,
In a lot of ways...

It's all downhill from here..
It's all downhill...

Milli Vanilli's punk rock as it... gets
Mindless Self Indulgence plays over a ca... sette
Ladies and Gentlemen you can get me e.... rect

Takes one to know-ho-ho one
It takes one to know-ho-ho one
It takes one to know-ho-ho one
It takes one to know-ho-ho one
It takes one to know-ho-ho one

[Mix of prior lyrics and inaudible]

In a big way,
In a lot of ways...

In a big way [echo]

In a big way,
In a lot of ways...

It's all.... down.... hill.... from... here.

"Keepin' Up With The Kids" Ringtones to Cell

Cause I'm too old to be
I'm too old to be
Keepin' up with all the kids
Keepin' up with all the kids
Some, some other way
Some other place I could be real important
Now, not anymore, I'm just a bore
And you should be disappointed
Why don't finish your home anymore knock me up and take my funk
Cause I'm too old to be
I'm too old to be
Keepin' up with all the kids
Keepin' up with all the kids
Some, some other way
Some other place I could be real important
Now, not anymore, I'm just a bore
And you should be disappointed
Now, no other way but rush the stage and take away my fortune
Now - you should be King and I should be dead
And no one would be disappointed

"Kick" Ringtones to Cell

Kick out the jams
Motherfucker

"Kill The Rock" Ringtones to Cell

Well I can't handle this but I can't handle anything else
It's my own mistake thats based on me and not on my grade
it's the little things in my pants that we're all living for
i never really knew what that thing down there was used for

yo yo yo yo yo yo - i killed the rock rock rock rock rock yo
then she killed my brain brain brain brain brain brain brain brain
nothing hurts anymore - nevermind... then she killed my

your wicked gay but then today i think i'll be hardcore
if i forget to take my medicine then i'll be sick
i'm so hot to trot i'm stealing all my beats from the blacks
and from all the young girls is where i steal my act

yo yo yo yo yo yo - i killed the rock rock rock rock yo then
then she killed my brain brain brain brain brain brain brain brain
nothing hurts anymore - nevermind... then she killed my brain

Ah Whoo- Ah Whoo-
Ah-Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa
Ah Whoo- Ah Whoo-
Ah-Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa

I can't starnd it
I can't stand it
I can't starnd it
I can't stand it

if i'm so wonderful then why am i so misunderstood?
everybody has a reason for it except me
it's the little things in my pants we're all waiting for
i never really knew what that thing down there was used for

yo yo yo yo yo yo - i killed the rock rock rock rock rock yo
then she killed my brain brain brain brain brain brain brain brain
nothing hurts anymore - nevermind... then she killed my-

Hoo- Hoo- Hoo- Hoo-
Ah-Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa
Hoo- Hoo- Hoo- Hoo-
Ah-Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa

"La-Di Da-Di" Ringtones to Cell

To all the stupid in the house
You are about to witness something you have never witnessed before
You said they couldn't do it but
This is for Kenny Muhammad and his lucky two: Grand Whiz and Little Jimmy
(indecipherable)
That you are now in the place to be we gonna show you how we do it for the year 2005
Kickin' it live speed
'Cause I got it locked and dealin'
And you are sick of all them rappers bitin' their rhymes
Because we nee-need back stabbers
When it comes to me and my associate Kenny Muhammad
And there is no proof there
And they are sick because we know how fuck the product
Weeeeeeeee
We crossed
We're in the P-P-Paul mix
We're the big bomb
I wish I knew more than I could ever wish to know
And to show you some clear soul (damn straight)
So all you know the man says it would go a little something like this

Oh
La-di-da-di-da-di
We likes to party-party
We always causin' trouble-trouble
Bothering everybody
We are just some men up on the mic
When-when we grab the pitch
YO WE GRAB THAT SHIT TIGHT
Fuck all of y'all who's going to Hell
Just keep on smilin' and enjoy yourself
'Cause it's cool when you cause a cozy-conditionin'
And that's what we create, because that be our mission
So listen close to what we say
Because (what) this type of shit it happens everyday (what)
this type of shit it happens everyday (what)
this type of shit it happens everyday

I woke up around two in the mornin'
Did a lot of coke, strechin', yawnin'
Went into the BATHROOM to wash up
Put the soap on my face and my hand on my crotch
I said, mirra, mirra, on-on the wall, who be the top-choice of-of them all?
There was a rubble-rubble-dubble
Five minutes it lasted. The mirror said...

You are, you conceited bastard!
Well that's true, that's why we never have no beef
And so I washed off the soap and I brushed the gold teeth
I ch-ch-changed my clothes, spiked my hair
I busted out the brand new Gucci underwear
And for all the little girls that I might take home, we have
The Johnson's baby powder and the Polo cologne
Fresh-dressed like a million dolla's
I wore the high tops and pop the flat colla'
Stepped out the crib, stopped short
Ahhh, nawww shit, God damn
Shit I forgot my fuckin' Cango

Dammy-dilly-dally, me run into an alley
Got me busted into me old girl Shaniqua from the valley, (uhh-huhh)
God damn bitch played hard to get
So I said, what's up girl, you look like shit
Don't cry, dry your eye
Sally tells her momma, you all better hide tonight
Because her mom stepped up from behind
Hit her in the face, stabbed her in the eye
Punched her in the belly, stepped on her feet
Slammed the girl on the hard concrete
Oohhhh bitch was strong, momma's gone
Something seemed wrong, now what is goin' on
I tried to bust it up, I said, stop it, leave her
She said, if I can't have you, she can't eitherrrrrrr

She grabbed me hard, around my cock
her arm broke out cause I had the chicken pox
Momma gave chase, she caught us quickly
She put her fucking finger in the face of Little Jimmy and said,
Why don't you give me some play
Stop avoiding me like you is gay
I wet my pants whenever you say
Oohhh bitches love me cause they know that I can
Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, can't you see
Sometimes your words just hypnotize me
I love your faggy ways, I guess that's why you're always getting laid
Oohh on and on and on and on and... (word) whatever (shaka-zulu)

I said, (played out) I'm gonna give her a kiss
I said, you can't have me, I am too young for you miss
She said, no you are not, then she starts to cry
I said, I'm 18 and she says stop lying
Seriously, go ask mother
And with your wrinkled pussy, you can't be my loverrrrrr
Pow

Okay people, we're talking about Kenny Muhammad The Human Orchestra
I'm not jokin' ya know
He's wicked, he's livin', he's vibin'
With the hardcore verbal beatery
Beat box criminal, top of his catagory
That's a little something special for your Mindless CD

"Last Gay Song" Ringtones to Cell

"Now tell me the truth. Be honest with me. Be honest with me. Do I look gay in
this outfit? Ok, fff. Thank God. I thought I looked like a faggot."

I'm not
That Gay
Bu--, bu--, but you are
A su--, a su--, a su--, a su--, a su--, a suck my dick
I na--, na--, na--, na--, na--, na--, never get tired of
Never ma--, ma--, ma--, ma--, ma--, ma--, ma--, ma--, ma--, ma--, make me come
I na--, na--, na--, na--, I never wanna be done
This is the last gay song that I will ever write
Oh it's the last gay song that I will ever
It's the last gay song that I will ever write
Oh it's a good thing
It's almost over

But when the chorus is in
Oh when the chorus is in
You know, you know, you know, you know I'm unna fuck it up
And when the chorus is in
Oh when the chorus is in
Ha, ha, ha, ha
I fuck it
Oh, uh
Oh! oh!
Oh, ho
Oh! oh!
Uh, ho, oh, oh

Yo, yo
A ba--, ba--, ba--, ba--, ba--, ba--, ba--, ba--, ba--, ba--, batter up
A sa--, sa--, sa--, sa--, sa--, sa--, sa--, sa--, sa--, sa--, slip me tounge
A fa--, fa--, fa--, fa--, fa--, fa--, fa--, finger this
Li--, li--, li--, li--, like I give a shit

This is the last gay song that I will ever write
Oh it's the last gay song that I will ever
It's the last gay song that I will ever write
Oh, it's a good thing
It's almost over

But when the chorus is in
Oh, when the chorus is in
You know, you know, you know, you know I'm gunna uh
And when the chorus is in
Oh, when the chorus is in
Ha, ha, ha, ha
Fuck it
Up, oh
Oh! oh!
Uh, ho
Oh! oh!
Uh, ho, oh, oh

Muthafuck
Ma--, ma--, ma--, muthafuckas
What you want?
What you need?
Oh my god damn, damn
What the fuck?
Muthafuckas
Hang it up
Muthafuckas
What you want?
What you need?
Oh my god damn, damn
What the fuck?
Hey fuck
Hang 'em up
Oh muthafuckas what you want with
Hit the floor and bring some ruckus

Uh, ho, oh, oh

Oh when the chorus is in
But when the chorus is in
You know, you know, you know, you know I'm gunna
fuck it up
And when the chorus is in
Oh when the chorus is in
Ha, ha, ha, ha
Fuck it
Ho, uh
Oh! oh!
Oh, ho
Oh! oh!
Uh, ho, oh, oh

This is
The one and only
Grandmaster Flash

"Lights Out" Ringtones to Cell

Well who the hell said any of you get a taste? (s-s-s-s-stupid!)
I'm gonna love it when I get up all in your face,
(you man enough to take it?)
And Nothing you can do can ever make me go away,(f-f-f-f-f-fake it!)
Poor baby, I'm gonna make it all okay.

Pu-Pu-Pu-Pu-Punch your lights out,
Hit the pavement,
That's what I call entertainment.
Causing problems makes you famous,
All this violence makes a statement. [x2]

You gotta get with it girl

Who the hell said any of you get a taste? (S-s-s-s-s-stupid!)
I'm gonna love it when I get up all in your face,
(You man enough to take it?)
And nothing you can do can ever make me go away,(f-f-f-f-f-fake it)
Poor baby, I'm gonna make it all okay.

Pu-Pu-Pu-Pu-Punch your lights out,
Hit the pavement,
That's what I call entertainment.
Causing problems makes you famous,
All this violence makes a statement. [x2]

(do do do do x2)

All-this-violence-makes-a-statement!


Ooh (Punch your lights out)
Ooh (That's what I call entertainment)
Ooh (Punch your lights out)

Punch your lights out,
Hit the pavement,
That's what I call entertainment.
Causing problems makes you famous,
All this violence makes a statement. [x2]

(do do do do x2)

All-this -violence-makes-a-statement!

"Like Shit" Ringtones to Cell

Woah, surprise
Welcome to my enterprise
For all y'all just arrived
Kiss my ass 2 times
Y'all best recognize
I'm the shit, guys
Tried to compartmentalize
But I didn't know what it meant

Just like this
Sippin' bacardi
Just like this
A ladidadi
Just like this
Just like this
Just like this
Ooh
Just like this
Sippin' bacardi
Just like this
A ladidadi

Don't it make you feel like shit?
Muhfucka
Don't it make you feel like shit?
Oh man

Once upon a compromise
I dressed up like a regular guy
And had my self a very good time
Once upon a compromise
I dressed up like a regular guy
and had my self a very good time
Once upon a compromise
I dressed up like a regular guy
And had my self a very good time

Woah, surprise
Make mine a super size
Fuck all this metal shit
I'm bringin' back the synthesize
Y'all best realize
I'm the shit, guys
I tried to compromise
But it came out counter clockwise

Just like this
Sippin' bacardi
Just like this
A ladidadi
Just like this
Just like this
Just like this
Ooh, touch it faggot
Just like this
Sippin' bacardi
Just like this
A ladidadi
Don't it make you feel like shit?
Muhfucka
Don't it make you feel like shit?
Oh man

Once upon a compromise
I dressed up like a regular guy
And had my self a very good time
Once upon a compromise
I dressed up like a regular guy
And had my self a very good time
Once upon a compromise
I dressed up like a regular guy
And had my self a very good time

All my fuckin' peeping toms
In my basements making bombs
I'm the most
I suppose
You couldn't possibly butter my toast
All my goth chicks writin prose
With my fingers in your nose
I'm the most
I suppose
You couldn't possibly butter my toast

Woah, surprise
Make mine a super size
Fuck all this metal shit
I'm bringin' back the synthesize
Y'all best realize
I'm the shit, guys
I tried to compromise
But I didn't know what it meant

"London Bridge" Ringtones to Cell

ya motherfucking shit
this is for you
bitches know the hour anytime for
bitches know the hour anytime for
bitches know the hour everytime for
ow - you switch me sick
make me the prick - now this is for you
oh - homegirls attention you must pay
homegirls - you must pay
homegirls already you must pay
oh - you switch me sick
make me the prick - now this is for you
all the weed

"Lush" Ringtones to Cell

Everything I touch it falls apart
And I am left with nothing
Everything I touch it turns to total garbage and I can't win

And I don't know why

And now I'm messing with the ritual
And now I'm messing with the ritual
And now I'm messing with the ritual
And now I'm messing with the ritual

Everything I touch it falls apart
And I am left with nothing
Everything I touch it turns to total garbage and I can't win

I want to plead
I'm watching everything
I aims to pleaaaaaaaaase

And I don't know why

Messing with the bits
Messing with the rest
Messing with the bet you are messing with bitch
Oh now, messing with the ritual
Messing with it
Oh now, messing with the ritual
Messing with bitch
Oh now, messing with the ritual
Messing with bitch
Oh now, messing with the rest

"M" Ringtones to Cell

bitches be eating pussy - know what i'm sayin?
bitch

"Make Me Cum" Ringtones to Cell

Beautiful, I know I am
I'm the one who wants to sleep with--
Me, on top, getting fucked,
By myself,
In and out,
LET IT OUT!

I'm the one who makes me so happy,
and I want me all just for myself,
I'm the one who makes me so happy,
and I want me all just for myself

Mom and Dad,
Here I am,
I'm the one who makes me cum
MAKES ME CUM!

No one else, molest myself
Don't need you, i don't need you, i don't need YOU!
Me on top, getting fucked,
By myself,
In and out,
(in and) OUT!

I'm the one who makes me so happy,
and I want me all just for myself,
I'm the one who makes me so happy,
and I want me all just for myself

There is no re(eeee)strictions no more,
I'm a grown man, I'm a big girl (x3)

I'm the one who makes me so happy,
and I want me all just for myself,
I'm the one who makes me so happy,
and I want me all just for myself,

I'm the one who hates me so much,
I'm the one who hates me so much!

Mom and Dad,
Here I am,
I'm the one who makes me cum
(makes me) CUM!

"Mark David Chapman" Ringtones to Cell

Indistinguishable from one another
No possible intention to even bother
It doesn't matter what is said or how we say it
Coincidentally, we all sound exactly the same
We all want to swindle kids out of their money
If you're still doing this 'cause you believe in it

You are so fucking lame!

[Jimmy's mom speaking Spanish]
"Yo supe que nadie iba a comprender tu musica
pero tu no me hiciste caso,
yo te dije, no te vistas en color rosa"

Hey
When the world's overrun
With too many bands
Who is it time for?

Mark Chapman

Hey
When they all seem absurd
We'll thin out that herd
Ladies and gentleman

Mark Chapman

Now
There is no heart
There is no fear
We all just cry
The same old tear

Don't look to me
I do not lead
I'm just in front
And they're following

Some other motherfucker
Without the balls or cojones
To take a hold of the reins
And use them

Why is something so obvious so elusive?
There is nothing on the menu that will turn abusive
I am part of the problem
Not the solution

I'm just a prisoner
In the same prison as you
We wait for other shoes to fall into position
Already obsolete
No one will miss us at all

[Jimmy's mom speaking Spanish]
"Yo te dije, no debes de firmar con una compania de discos tan grande. Ellos no te aprecian. Yo no te veo en MTV..."

Hey
When the world's overrun
With too many bands
Who is it time for

Mark Chapman

Hey
When they all seem absurd
We'll thin out that herd
Ladies and gentleman

Mark Chapman

Now
There is no heart
There is no fear
We all just cry
The same old tear

I can not tell
Is it just me
Or do we all
Look just like

Adolf fucking Hitler
With this swoopy emo-boy dreamy haircut
Dangling in our faces
Making us all indescribably indistinguishable from each other
Or maybe I'm just another megalomaniac...

Jimmy speaking:
Reginald, release the hounds...
Go on Pookie...

[Jimmy's mom speaking Spanish]
"Donde esta todo el dinero que me debes? LADRON!"

[Again Distored]
"Y ademas donde esta todo el dinero que me debes? LADRON!"

"Mastermind" Ringtones to Cell

I am the mastermind
Leaving you all behind
And that ain't no fuckin' lie!

I am the mastermind
It's just a problem of mine
It's like columbine
Co...lum...BINE!

Your time has come
Kiss it all good-bye
Your time has come
Kiss it all good-bye

What's that ruckus?
What's that ruckus?
What's that ruckus comin' through the night?
That's right
That's right
That's right
This message cannot be denied

What's that ruckus?
What's that ruckus?
What's that ruckus comin' through the night?
That's right
That's right
That's right

I am the mastermind
Underline mastermind
Until your pencil breaks

I am the mastermind
Just like a suicide
Your credit has been denied
De...NIED!

Your time has come
Kiss it all goodbye
Your time has come
Kiss it all goodbye

What's that ruckus?
What's that ruckus?
What's that ruckus comin' through the night?
That's right
That's right
That's right
This shit gonna turn your mama white

What's that ruckus?
What's that ruckus?
What's that ruckus comin' through the night?
That's right
That's right
That's right
That's right

Oh, Pennsylvania
Oh, Pennsylvania
Oh, Pennsylvania
Oh, Pennsylvania

I am the mastermind
Intelligent by design
It makes me wanna cry

I am the mastermind
And now that I'm satisfied
It's time to say goodbye
Good...BYE!

Your time has come
Kiss it all goodbye
Your time has come
Kiss it all goodbye

What's that ruckus?
What's that ruckus?
What's that ruckus comin' through the night?
That's right
That's right
That's right
That's right
I will not apologize

What's that ruckus?
What's that ruckus?
What's that ruckus comin' through the night?
That's right
That's right
That's right
That's right