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Absolute Zero :
Desire you a new jog then I'll feel too, I tried
Just tell me how will you stuck in this butt lie
You can't learn how to think before you act
I really need some of this stance to react
Desire you a new lie that he saw that's still small
I bet your problems will soft if you're stoned on
Another stab in the back but it's all right
I'm planning my revenge now and it's that time

We follow the proud and I'm still pretending
Pretending we will remain the same
Pretending we feel the same
Pretending we share the blame
But I know we should swallow our pride
And just try to avoid to collide

This is not did you say, I'm here into, it's glum
I will habit and now I'm just hanging on
I'm not afield this thrill maybe you will
Understand his life and his big feel
It's nothing to lose, so come on, just admit it
Surrender in a soft and I know you’re quick at
We’re running on it’s our by my hand now
We are better under pressure I can understand now

We follow the proud and I'm still pretending
Pretending we will remain the same
Pretending we feel the same
Pretending we share the blame
But I know we should swallow our pride
and just try to avoid to collide

Lyrics to Da Strike :
You strike get pissed that is just the way it is
use your nose to the melancholy funk sound
we are just a couple of local bowlers hangin' out tonight
leaving all the girls behind

So what's a girl compared to a perfect game
I guess a lot if you find the right one
if I had to choose between a bowl and you
I'm not tellin you you're taiking it the wrong way

I love the feelin' that I get when I strike
that's the only time I feel alive
don't need you baby just need to strike
I love the feeling I get when I strike

You are in trance when you slick into the area
you pass the sa when you're taking of your pumas
the way we bowl is cleaner then the others styles
it´s'pro but they say we're doing it the wrong way

So I guess you must be crazy to be bowling like we do
it's cool we're doing it our own way
no girls just the rude boys from the south kickin' it slickin' it trickin'it again

Yes that's right bowling is allright, the only time I feel alive
is when I'm hanging at the A-house
yes, that's right, pass me those shoes
I'm ready for the perfect game so watch me shoot

If you get upset and don't understand it's quite allright
just follow your instincts physical activity is the way to free your mind
so get on your feet and bowl to the funky beat

Mystic Reptile :
You say that most things in life is for free
but I doubt you can be so stupid that you never see.
I say that you and I will neer be the same
but you you never listen to what I have to say
so take my piece of advice, always be nice.

And you always said I´m sorry, I wonder why you always felt so sorry

You always lie and never do talk clean you say that I am such a fake
I never asked you to ever be with me I hope that you can see
what you have changed me to I'll never smile again
I'll never talk to you, I hope that you can see
that I don´t want you here that I don't want you.

And you never said I'm sorry I wonder why you never said I'm sorry

Dance Craze :
I'm In the bar when I should be in front of you
I play the pinball when I really should be skanking
it dosn't matter how many times you ask me up
I appreciate it but it's complicated, I just can't dance baby
I just can't loose myself

I've got an image and I have to live up on to the latest trend
so nowdays I'm macho and have you ever seen a macho
shake or twist his butt, I know your not so I'm not lickin' In on the spot
'cause I can't dance baby, I just can't get in trance

someone told me bad boys don't know why they´re not dancing
someone told me what they say is their only way to slip away

The Einstein Crew :
Do you know about the Einstein crew?
Do you know what they do?
They're always drinking never thinking
just looking for someone they can take and beat down
they say they hate that guy, but when I ask howcome they don't know why
they're so damn full of hate, but do you think they're
smart enough to hate themselves too?
So now you got your crew behind and behind you even left your mind
come on and step to me.

Kick me and I'll kiss you back, after three six-packs,
hope it feels allright, before I get chance to ask you why
you're so messed up....

Do you know about the Einstein crew?
I hope you do cause they hate you too, next they'll be kicking you
just because you're smarter then their whole crew
some of them where bugging me when I asked them about the history
do you really believe these guys they're stereotypes so stereotype.
But who am I to say, who am I to judge
who would ever listen to a guy called Fudge.

The Einstein crew, I could be your role model,
one or to got their own pro-model, we feel sorry for you,
you're one big problem and one day you'll be sorry to...

Take It Or Leave It :
Not even close to magic and a failure can't be a star
take a piece of madness and a bit of mystique
pinegals are hard to find,
can you believe it? Do you wanna believe in nerds?
the decision is easy, just follow the yellow bird..

Take it or leave it, the chicken way is here to stay
You better believe it, so watch out for Audeen today..

Try to chew a rat nut, break a leg and smile
wanna be a looser and wanna be odd
businessmen don't care too much

Bullion :
Twenty one, feeling down
I tell you nothing with a thousand words
and I weaker get with every step
I waste my time on compact disc's and staly fish
I can't remember the last time I did something
that made me feel all right longer than a few hours
if I only had the time to make some muffins
then I swear that I would share them with you now

Am I odd or am I not?
that's the question I spend time analyzing
I'm so soft but still I'm not
living up to what people want me to be
cause I'm busy with me, myself and I
can't be understood by someone I don't know to well
so I'm shutting out the whole world just to play Nintendo
I've got these games but I'm afraid you can't join me

These last few years I've been struggling
and I'm tired of keeping a low profile
so now it's time to show that I'm alive

I'm gonna change my life, plans, Vans, start to dance
change my thoughts, sox, moves
even change my pro fighter Q for you

Olympic :
Could it be I'm a lonely one
that made everything so upside down now?
Could it be all the lies I told that gave
nightmares to me after an olympic day?
you said everything was fine
but I saw you through
and I knew that I was just as bad as you

Never said I would give you up
but if I must than tell me why now
never said I believed in all those things I've heard
about you from those rumors now
I thought everything was fine
but you proved me wrong
and I was taken by surprise

Don't like me, don't like me
don't you know I'm good for nothing
don't like me, was what you told me when I called you up
Don't like me, don't like me
don't you know I'm good for nothing
don't like me, whatever I may say to make you feel that way

Could it be I'm a lonely one
that turned everything so upside down now?
Could it be that you told me that you still loved me
that made me change so quickly now
I heard me when you called

Don't like me, don't like me
don't you know I'm good for nothing
don't like me, was what you told me when I called you up
Don't like me, don't like me
don't you know I'm good for nothing
don't like me, even though inside I know I want you too
didn't want to tell you what to do

Move Your Car :
When you've been pushed to the side
you feel kind of useless
it feels like something's left inside
so do it right this time and leave that stuff behind
stop thinking about it
you have to get away right now

so move your car, I think it's best for you right now
move your car, you have to get on with your life
so do it now

You don't deserve to feel this way
cause you're not a loser
you have to clear your mind and see
that it was not your fault
you're not the one to blame
you can put it away now
so take some time to change your life

I guess that's best for you to move that car
it will take some time
but in the end you'll find
that you're worth a better life than this

Killercrush :
I wonder what the best thing is
to have a face or to have charm?
well, my girl's two-faced and she's a fart-alarm
I'm not blind and I do have a nose
but I don't wanna use it now
I rather try to follow my heart this time
good looks, it makes me nervous
I need someone who's not perfect

It's you, you're overweight and lovely
yes it's true, a pig in walking shoes
you drool every time we kiss, I must say you rule
I'm falling in love with you

I know that all those trendy girls
would leave me when I'm broke
and also be disgusted if I smoke, no joke
I don't want no model
unless she has a major body

just an ounce of human touch, I realize it's a killercrush
I'm dancing, I'm overjoyed
I took a chance on you, cause I wanted some romance too
and now I'm happy as can be
cause this supersized woman means all to me

Friends 'Til The End :
First words you say in tears
complaining how I'm never near
I know I'm lost sometimes
cause I'm grounded in my mind
it's like this all the time
first I say that you're ok then I go my way
and you're desperate, so desperate when you're down

Here I stand, take my hand
and I'll try to understand you right
the best way I can, cause after all I am your friend

Last words you scream to me
you don't expect too much of me
cause I could give you anything if I just could be myself
It's like that all the time
first I say that you're ok then I my way again
you're so desperate but still mine

Now the girl is working, now the girl feels fine
and I'm the one who feels down
but if she'll be working until the end of time
I hope she'll understand me then, the best way she can
cause after all I'm her friend 'til the end

Lyrics to The Story Of My Life :
The story of my life, well let's just say it's a fork and a knife
there's one thing on my mind, one thing all the time
I got to fill my mouth
got no favorite meal, I say every meal is clean if it fills me up for real
my belly's big and it's just a start, my appetite is my heart
when I had enough I just through up and laugh

This time, it's not a cow, it's kind of personal, can't explain to you why
this time, it's not a cow, so mr.PC are you ready to bow

Breakfast in bed, the bed's in the kitchen so it's easy to be fed
and when I'm fed, yes, when I'm fed, I go back to bed
food and sleep-watch, the thing should keep me from having too much
sometimes it feels that I could kill for desert

The story of my life, a big fork and the sharpest knife
I guess this solid bridge leads me on to the nearest fridge
not a pig, sheep, chicken, moose, duck, snake, horse or a frog

Jellygoose :
you know the times when I'm lost and confused,
I lose control, and I find you to abuse,
I feel like shit now cause it's getting to me,
I treat you like someone I don't wanna be
I talk to myself and say that you're outstanding,
then you call me up and I explain how I'm sorry again

t's not the first time our love seems to be fading,
but we're still here and same things we're defending,
you leave me now and there will be no happy ending,
we can at least try to pretend

we share my bed when we could share so much more,
if we just could talk things out I'd sleep on the floor,
I wanna give you all respect that I can
it can be hard cause I'm just a boy not a man
you have a point when you suggest it's not that simple,
I guess you're right cause there is many things on a plow

I need a rest right now, from myself and everyone,
I got to focus my mind on you, you're the one I love

Replay :
another fairytale about these endless feelings
and when it's heating up I think I'm stuck forever,
I try to lose some weight, I try to get in shape
but in the end I always end up lost inside myself

up and down gets nothing done, I just keep it waiting
round and round out with the thumb, no, I just keep on waiting

twelve numbers stare at me, sometimes it's not that easy,
instead of waking up I think I'll sleep forever,
what happened to the dayroutines that always kept me going?
where the hell are all the dreams I had about my life?

...now, but someday I'll get the time, to get me back
on the right track and no more slack,
got to keep an open mind, I got to get out of this daily grind
and deep inside I know I will

Vulcan Ears :
in a tiny spaceship, with four legs a pillow and some sheets,
that's where my idols always meet, I'd like to be there now

trying every night to see a UFO, but in case I don't,
just in case I won't I've got my fantasy to lean on

vulcan eyebrows, vulcan ears, that's what I dream of,
no more sorrow, no more tears, can't you get me beamed up?
vulcan logic, vulcan needs, quite bizarre but still a dream
as I'm waiting for that beam

bullshit is all we talk on this planet we call earth
since I'm tired of that I'll take a further step
I think I'll find my way in space

Dr. Jackal & Mr. Hide :
on your knees cause you're not wanted,
your life is a chaos and you wonder will it ever end
and all these feelings they're for real keep you down
just the way it's planned out today, today you've lost your way

people grin, behind your back they are talking
they are say you're doing it the wrong way once again
all these relations you believed in seem to brake up
and it drives you crazy

any day you'll feel ok, your shoes will get you anywhere
just be patient cause soon you'll have your fun

staying in, hide away from problems,
imagination's playing games with you again
it's no illusion, it's just confusion
but when the fog's gone you'll come out strong
there's no time to be feeling down

Lyrics to Softworld :
one step forward two steps back
we're the masters of disaster
pillowpride and shumway lies isn't what you expected
a solid demon crawls in you, at least that's what they're saying
but we don't care, we're just launging now and
got to keep our pinegalic post

in a softworld, from AMF to earl gray
in a softworld, it's softcore
but don't ask me now what it's all about

next stop is looking good
cause you don't know what it offers
the treasurehunt was ment to be something ultra clean
munkers say it's not ok
cause you're lost in what you're doing
but this is it when softcore's lit
and we won't change a shit

take time to wonder if it's really worth it
so many broken kinder eggs
so many stolen lipton bags
do we really give something back

Lyrics to Buzzer :
take your silly words and listen to yourself
cause I'm living my life tonight and nothing's gonna hurt me
can't you understand that I can be myself without everything
without anything, without any help from you
we're not having fun, we never really laughed,
we have to get things before we end ourselves

what about me? do you care enough to see
that I can't live my life this way and that you don't understand?
what about me? am I the one who's going down
cause sometimes I can't find myself and
I'm wondering if this is really me?

I remember those days when we first met
how simple things were then, with no heartache and no pain
now things change so fast
that we must take the time to talk things over and listen to our minds

Lyrics to Airhead :
You think you're cool cause you know every girl in town, but you don't do
cause when you're out at night they don't look your way
you've got all that trendy shit and a jolly air for brains
and you are busy to watch out for that ugly girl you know

You think girls like that will ruin your style
cause a perfect guy like you need something more
you're so cool, you've got everything a girl desire
you're so cool, with a perfect butt you can go far

You're telling me that I am thinking way to small to understand
that you have reached your goals and I am far away
and all the things you say that you know I don't want to hear
so throw your empty words away and listen to what I say
I'm not jealous in all the lies you tell, just take it easy
you might end up in hell
you're so perfect, you've got everything and you are way to cool
to understand that you are out of line

Lyrics to Puzzle :
Here we are again with another bunch of soft songs
maybe you are wondering why it took us so long
with a schedule tight, studiotime in sight
we have mostly been out touring
inspiration has been hard this time and honestly
I've had some problems with all these rhymes

We're under stress again, but it has always been that way
and once we get it right, then I know it's there to stay
We're under stress again, but we're used to all that now
it's always tough at first but somehow we always end up fine

Third album, less of ska and not so many fast ones
more of poppy, pushy songs, those that we do best now
nine to five at Unisound in January '97
we had the greatest time, with Dan as engineer
now the outcome is what you hear

If you're lonely or if you're happy
feeling swell or feeling blue, we might have a tune for you
it's about half of an hour, maybe less or maybe more
whatever it might be it's still softcore

Lyrics to Lozin' Must :
When I am lozin' must in a conversation
it makes me use my imagination
start to think that they're after me
cause I'm as sore as those monkeys hope
the chat goes on and I feel smaller
the guys in front of me they get taller
when I open my mouth again to tell them something more
they answer me with a hockeyscore

Must be strong, can't be wrong
or you'll be lozin' must, you'll be loozin' trust in yourself

Well, I have this girl and I make here crazy
when I'm gone she's bored and lazy
I get a kick from pushin' her
but I'm not sure about how she feels about it
my favorite hockeyteam are strugglin'
it makes my stomach bubblin' bad
their hard time really makes me sad
we had some fucked up years
now it's time to whipe away those tears

It's been a tough time for me this past year
lots of questions who I am or what I wanna be
I also found some answers the fog is gone
I feel better every day and now the feeling is here to stay

Lyrics to Random I Am :
Every morning, it's a new surprise
don't know who I am before I roll the dice
the options is the only thing that I decide
you see, I live for the moment know
I never did before, with all and everything I sweap the floor
random I am, I never give a damn about what's gonna happen next
my wife and kids they left me and my job is just a memory
but that's the kind of price you've got to pay
if you're gonna go your own way
salving problems can be done in many ways

I don't care, I just roll the dice
It's o.k, cause I just have to pretend that I am someone else

Get rid of all the habits now that's the plan
come on and try it and you'll feel grand
the first step is the hardest step to take
imagination is the only brake
just roll the dice and everything will turn out nice
you can be who you wanna be
do what you wanna do and do it how you like
this is my way of getting thru the day, but I still don't know

Lyrics to Boring Planet :
When I was a kid I thought that I could fly
throw myself out of a widow, right out into the sky
now when I am older I know that I could die
die from a depression, I would learn my lesson well

Life's so normal, nothing's shocking
Boring planet, cause no one here is rocking
Life's so tragic, nothing's clocking
Boring planet cause no one here is rocking hard

When I was a kid I thought that I was strong
the girls in school got beaten up by me every day long
now when I am older I know that it was wrong
to deal with girls in the first place, cause a broken heart is now the case
I'm broken hearted in disgrace

It's a boring planet, we're just lying to ourselves
It's a boring planet, thank's to us and no one else

Lyrics to Monkey Boogie :
A snake, a fake, he's lame, he's in this game
for the money and for the fame
a spin, a grin, he's on and then we yawn
steals the credit then he's gone
he's the man with a plan and first he'll seem helpfull
to make sure that you're on the hook
he's so full of bull and he sure will pull
some strings to make things go his way
everything will go his way

We're in the monkey biz
the monkey boogie is nothing new
and he'll be doin' the dance with you

Humble, mumble, stumble don't think so
that is not the way to go
connect, collect, correct, what did you expect?
did you think that he seriously cares for you?
do the monkey boogie, orangu-tango, baboon!

Lyrics to Twenty Two :
I'm one year older now since last time I saw you
in case you wanna know, I'm about to say what I'm up to
first of all I'm a sluggard movin' slow in a clumsy way
some peace of mind is what I want, but that will be the day

I've been going with the flow for too long now, this must end
running 'round in circles, I've been so far away from myself
Searching for the energy and the time to make a change in my life
instead of watching it pass by, get something done while I'm alive

I'm twenty two, don't know what I'm supposed to do
or how to be, to get some more out of me
I'm twenty two, so far away from all my dreams
I'm twenty two, feeling blue

I try to activate myself the best I can
so that boredom won't catch up with me, I've got my daily plan
wake up late, then reherse a bit with the band, I guess it's cool?
later when I'm home again I boil a note or two
then I go to bed that's what I do

afraid that I will be weak forever
I can't stay in this shape any longer
my life's just another cliché

Lyrics to Black Gold :
Can you pass me the black gold
I wanna know how many shirts got sold
I'm gonna beat you in soccer
we bought our Juve-shirts in an Italian footlooker
we saw the real world today
poor swedes were afraid
left France behind us
broke some fingers of Magnus'

like it or not, I always say that I'd rather go home
like it or not, this time I never wanted to go home

Ingredients is a big thing
we crown Stavanger to king
wanna see more of Moulder
at night the buss is getting colder
we saw the real world today
did you know it's in Brussels
now we hope that you missed us
we'll be home to X-mas

wanna see you again someday soon, it'd be great
you're totally o.k

its over now, it's December
like a friend once said, it's times to remember