Kaiser Chiefs

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album: "Employment" (2005)

"Everyday I Love You Less And Less"

Everyday I love you less and less
It's clear to see that you've become obsessed
I've got to get this message to the press
That everyday I love you less and less
And everyday I love you less and less
I've got to get this feeling off my chest
The Doctor says all I needs pills and rest
Since everyday I love you less and less
Unless, unless
I know, I feel it in my bones
I'm sick, I'm tired of staying in control
Oh yes, I feel a rat upon a wheel
I've got to know what's not and what is real
Oh yes I'm stressed, I'm sorry I digressed
Impressed you're dressed to SOS
Oh, and my parents love me
Oh, and my girlfriend loves me
Everyday I love you less and less
I can't believe once you and me did sex
It makes me sick to think of you undressed
Since everyday I love you less and less
And everyday I love you less and less
You're turning into something I detest
And everybody says that your a mess
Since everyday I love you less and less
Unless, unless
I know, I feel it in my bones
I'm sick, I'm tired of staying in control
Oh yes, I feel a rat upon a wheel
I've got to know what's not and what is real
Oh yes I'm stressed, I'm sorry I digressed
Impressed you're dressed to SOS
Oh, and my parents love me
Oh, and my girlfriend loves me
Oh, they keep photos of me
Oh, that's enough love for me
Oh, and my parents love me
Oh, and my girlfriend loves me
Oh, they keep photos of me
Oh, that's enough love for me

album: "Off With Their Heads" (2008)

"Spanish Metal"

How could we not notice it before?
Well you may as well have pinned it to my door
Well lately I'm oh so slowly coming around
To the fact that this friend is a friend no more

And if you think you're right then you are wrong
No one every really knew what's going on
No we're all so slowly coming around
And this friend of a friend was no friend all along

The penny drops from the top of Tour Eiffel
To the Boulevards to Taj Mahal

A penny more through the floor of Sacre Coeur
From the Spanish Mane to the Yorkshire Moors

"Never Miss A Beat"

What did you learn today?
I learnt nothing
What did you do today?
I did nothing
What did you learn at school?
I didn't go
Why didn't you go to school?
I don't know

It's cool to know nothing
It's cool to know nothing

Televisions on the blink
There's nothing on it
I really want a really big coat
With words on it
What do you want for tea?
I want crisps
Why don't you join the team?
I just did

Take a look, take a look, take a look.
Take a look at the kids on the street
No they never miss a beat
No they never miss a beat
Never miss a beat
Never miss a
Never miss a beat
Never miss a beat

Here comes the referee
With lights flashing
Best bit of the day
Now that's living
Why don't you run away?
Are you kidding?
What is the golden rule?
Say nothing

"Like It Too Much"

In nights of old
They lined the roads
Off with their heads
And always lead
Opinion polls

Going in and out of
Another state of
Try not to be obvious
With a ringside seat

In uniforms
Of green and gold
Like crocodiles
They march in files
Of unison

Going in and out of
Another state of
Try not to be obvious
With a ringside seat
Going in and out of
Another state of
Try not to be obvious
You get the first one free

I like it too much
I like it too much
I like it too much
I like it too much

You are descended from animals
And you are constructed of chemicals
The one thing you can't have you like too much
You look but you cannot touch
I like it all too much

Like dominoes
One only goes
They all will fall
Sail the ship
Rock the boat

"You Want History"

Yesterday you lay awake on your bed
And worked out you'd done everything that you said
That you'd do before you got to this age
The lord of the bored and a slave to the beige

It's a mystery
It's a mystery
You want some history
It's a mystery

So last night you got up and out of this room
The ceiling is peeling and covered in gloom
But jaguar shoes is a place you can stare
A procession of lessons in what not to wear

It's a mystery
It's a mystery
You want some history
It's a mystery

It's a waste of money you have to admit
If it's a waste of money you have to have it
It's a waste of brains but hard to resist
If you wanted mystery you've blown it

It's a waste of money you have to admit
If it's a waste of money you have to have it
It's a waste of brains but hard to resist
If you wanted history you missed it

If the girls start moving the boys will start moving
If the girls start moving the boys will join in

"Can't Say What I Mean"

Nothing I say's so important
That it can't be shortened to fit on a badge
I wish that I could be contrite
And deliver her sound bites, but here is the catch

Everybody applauds her
From the lord to the hoards and a nation is swept
By her one to one conversations
In adult education I would tell her except

Can't say you're unattractive
But I'm out of practice at this sort of thing
It's not like I'm talking Italian
Or I wear a medallion and a sovereign ring

Great things can be expressed
In fifteen words or less and pinned onto your heart
Words just don't do it justice
The world and its crust is still drifting apart

Can't say what I mean

Do you know when you go I get all tongue-tied
I'm the same all again back when you arrive

What a face
What a face
Can you blame me for pulling a face?
What a waste
What a face

ood Days Bad Days"

Follow the underdog
Hold on his collar tight
This city loves a scrap
One day it's gonna bite
Sticks and stones and animal bones
Can't stop me from having a good day
On a bad day
There's good days and bad days

Making a night of it
Breaking down barriers
Drowning your sorrows
Upset the regulars
Sticks and stones and animal bones
Can't stop me from getting away with
Good days on bad days

If you had a different attitude
Instead of take and take and take
You have missed an opportunity
And that's a really big mistake
If you had a different attitude
You'd still have good days and bad days

"Tomato In The Rain"

Like a tomato in the rain I've got that feeling again
Like a grey hound in a race I've got a rabbit to chase

Roland and me
Know what's going down
We got the remedy
For what's going around

Like a beetle on his back I've got to get back on track
Or a policeman on the take, weighted down in a lake

If the wheel falls off your cart
Hammer in a nail or two
Before it falls apart
Keep adding more nails and glue

Yes I do!
I know about you
Shall I come home?

Roland rat and me
Know what's going down
We got our memories
It all comes back around

"Half The Truth"

Girl and boy
Everything in full swing
Heads or tails
Doesn't make a difference
Beneath the glamour
There was always gonna be
Amateur dramatics
A lot of bad behaviour

I would see
Glasses on the table
One two three
But only you and me
Wearing nothing
In the lap of luxury
Sipping slowly
Not a leg to stand on

Take my money
Waste of paper
Leave the table
Bad behaviour

I got my spies
Sitting with me constantly
To be my eyes
And tell me what I see
Cos a ghost
Don't feel love or nothing
Teflon cow
Get ready for the credit clobber

Secret mole
Getting it together
With a big bowl
Of alphabet spaghetti
Watch the birdie
Looking through the mirror
Polly want a cracker?
That's not what I heard

Gentlemen,
Turn off your recorders
I can hear them buzzing
From inside of your tracksuits
Got to get to
California
Where this woman
Is threatening to sue me

Get right back
Back to the beginning
Where we start off single
And everything's in full swing
Everyone's around you wearing big old hats
Come on
I'm playing the piano now

I will not lie to you
But I definitely only gave you half the truth
I will not lie to you

"Always Happens Like That"

Yeh! We plugged it in
And we turned it on
And we made it up
As we went along

And it always happens like that

So we made a film
Starring you and me
Just hanging around
Turned out to be a smash

And it always happens like that

You can do what you like
But you can't do that
You can say what you want
But you can't say that
You can go anywhere
But you can't go there

That looks like a letter that I don't want to open

And we broke into
The muncipal pool
And we turned it in-
To a madrigal

And we made a vow
To the holy cow
And we set it up
Just to knock it down

"Addicted To Drugs"

Getting married in the morning
It's hardly peaches and cream
We haven't got a lot in common
Except the daily routine

Nothing on the television
Just the dust on the screen
So come on lets get together
Why don't we join a team?

You might as well face it you're addicted to drugs
You might as well face it you're addicted

The greatest poet of the sixth form
Turned out to be a fraud
Man you got a lot of buddies
How do you know them all?

"Remember You're A Girl"

Pick the one you take
Love the one you're with
You're going down the wrong road
And it doesn't even matter

A prize in every pack
Take it from the top
You're going down the wrong road
And it doesn't even matter

Remember you're a girl remember you're a boy
'Cause interesting people will always spread the joy
'Cause interesting people get away with it

It's time to run the race
We're all on the way
You're going down the wrong road
And it doen't even matter

Show up on the day
Take it all the way
You're living in the wrong time
And it doesn't even matter

Forget that you're a boy forget that you're a girl
'Cause interesting people will always run the world
'Cause interesting people get away with it all the time