Blink 182

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"Reebok Commercial"

You are better than me,girls,money,and everything I try to compete with you,
but you beat me at everything i do
I see in you the things that I would like to be
But im different from you,

So you will have to be like me!

I cannot be bought my personality is what I choose
I was brought up without a silver cup I wont
covet the things owned by you

For all the world material things are now more and more
jealousy for you and me
I won't covet the things owned by your store

"13 Miles"

13 miles down the road lives a young boy
he's got jet black hair and blue-green eyes
and he's mine
and every now and then, he and I
would sit together on the porch
and I take off his pants
and I fuck him from behind

And I love him for his heart and soul
and I love his wrinkled scrotum too
so if you see us passing by
on some dreary rainy day
take a look at the young boy
and his naked asshole

"A Letter To Elise"

[Originally by The Cure]

Oh Elise it doesn't matter what you say
I just can't stay here every yesterday
Like keep on acting out the same
The way we act out
Every way to smile
Forget
And make-believe we never needed
Any more than this
Any more than this

Oh Elise it doesn't matter what you do
I know I'll never really get inside of you
To make your eyes catch fire
The way they should
The way the blue could pull me in
If they only would
If they only would
At least I'd lose this sense of sensing something else
That hides away
But you and me
There're worlds to part
With aching looks and breaking hearts
And all the prayers your hands can make
Oh I just take as much as you can throw
And then throw it all away
Oh I throw it all away
Like throwing faces at the sky
Like throwing arms round
Yesterday
I stood and stared
Wide-eyed in front of you
And the face I saw looked back
The way I wanted to
But I just can't hold my tears away
The way you do

Elise believe I never wanted this
I thought this time I'd keep all of my promises
I thought you were the girl I always dreamed about
But I let the dream go
And the promises broke
And the make-believe ran out...

So Elise
It doesn't matter what you say
I just can't stay here every yesterday
Like keep on acting out the same
The way we act out
Every way to smile
Forget
And make-believe we never needed
Any more than this
Any more than this

And every time I try to pick it up
Like falling sand
As fast as I pick it up
It runs away through my clutching hands
But there's nothing else I can really do
There's nothing else I can really do
There's nothing else
I can really do
At all...

"Another Girl, Another Planet"

[Originally by The Only Ones]

Always flirt with death
I could kill but I don't care about it
I can face your threats
Stand up tall and scream and shout about it

I think I'm on another world with you
I'm on another planet with you

You always get under my skin
I don't find it irritating
You always play to win
I don't need rehabilitating

Another girl, another planet
Another girl, another planet

Space travel's in my blood
And there ain't nothing I can do about it
Long journeys wear me out but
Oh god, you know we won't live without it

Another girl is loving you now
Another planet forever holding you down
Another planet

"Blow Job"

[Tom] You guys wanna hear a song that I wrote about 4 days ago? You really dont have a choice so you might as well be into
it.

[Mark] Yeah, you might as well act like you wanna hear it, cuz otherwise we'll play it twice.

[Tom] Yeah, you bastards. Song goes like this.

[Music Starts]

It would be nice to have a blow job
It would be nice to have a blow job
It would be nice to have a blow job
It would be nice to have a blow job
It would be nice to have a blow job
It would be nice to have a blow job
It would be nice to have a blow job
It would be nice to have a blow job
From your Mom

"Dancin' With Myself"

From the walls of Tokyo
down in London town's a go-go
with the record selection
and the mirror's reflection
I'll be dancing with myself

when there's no one else in sight
in a crowded, lonely night
I wait so long for my love vibration
and I'm dancing with myself

Oh, oh, I'm dancing with myself
Oh, oh, dancing with myself
when there's nothing to lose
and there's nothing to prove
I'll be dancing with myself
Oh, oh, oh, oh

If I looked all over the world
and there's every type of girl
but their empty eyes seem to pass me by
And leave me dancing with myself

So let's sink another drink
cause it'll give me time to think
if I had the chance, I'd ask the world dance
I'd be dancing with myself

Oh, oh, I'm dancing with myself
Oh, oh, dancing with myself
if I had the chance, I'd ask the world dance
I'd be dancing with myself
Oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh oh
Marky!
Oh, oh, oh, oh

If I looked all over the world
and there's every type of girl
but their empty eyes seem to pass me by
And leave me dancing with myself

So let's sink another drink
cause it'll give me time to think
if I had the chance, I'd ask the world dance
I'd be dancing with myself

Oh, oh, I'm dancing with myself
Oh, oh, dancing with myself
if I had the chance, I'd ask the world dance
if I had the chance, I'd ask the world dance
if I had the chance, I'd ask the world dance

Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
yeah, in a sweat
yeah, in a sweat
yeah, in a sweat
yeah, in a sweat
yeah, in a sweat
yeah, in a sweat
SWEAT!

"Dead Man's Curve"

I was cruising in my Stingray late one night
when an XKE pulled up on the right
and rolled down the window of his shiny new Jag
and challenged me then and there to a drag
I said, "you're on, buddy, my mill's runnin' fine
let's come off the line, now, at Sunset and Vine
I'll go you one better if you've got the nerve
let's race all the way to dead man's curve.
Dead man's curve
Dead man's curve
Won't come back from dead man's curve

The street was deserted late Friday night
we were buggin' each other while we sat out the light
we both popped the clutch when the light turned green
you shoulda heard the whine from my screamin' machine
I flew past LaBrea, Schwab's, and Crescent Heights
and all the Jag could see were my six taillights
he passed me at Doheny then I started to swerve
but I pulled her out and there we were
at Dead man's curve

Well, the last thing I remember, Doc, I started to swerve.
And then I saw the Jag slide into the curve.
I know I'll never forget that horrible sight,
I guess I found out for myself that everyone was right
won't come back from dead man's curve
Dead man's curve, Dead man's curve
Dead man's curve, Dead man's curve
Dead man's curve, Dead man's curve

"Family Reunion"

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, terd, and twat
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, terd, and twat
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, terd, and twat
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, terd, and twat
I fucked your mom
And I wanna suck my dad
and my mommy too
oh, is this thing on?

"Genie In A Bottle"

I'm a genie in a bottle baby, come, come, come on and let me out
I'm a genie in a bottle baby, come, come, come on and let me out
thirteen miles down the road lives a young boy
he's got jet black hair and blue greens eyes and he's mine
and every now and then, he and I, sit together on the porch,
and I take off his pants and fuck him from behind
and I love him for his heart and soul
and I love his wrinkled scrotum too
so if you see us passing by on some dreary rainy day
take a look at the young boy and his naked asshole

"Good Times"

Good Times [x3]
Oh baby, Good times...

Good Times

Everytime you need a...
Everytime you...
Everytime you rock the mic...

Keeping your head above water
Making Awake when you can

Good Times

He's a better rip off...
Scratching off a Friday?

Good Times

Aint we lucky we got our good times?

"Hope"

[Originally by Descendents]

Why can't you see you torture me?
You're already thinking 'bout someone else
When he comes home you'll be in his arms
And i'll be gone
But i know, my day will come
I know someday, i'll be the only one

You wait for his spark
You know it'll turn you on
He's gonna make you feel
The way you wanna feel
When he starts to lie,
Makes you cry,
You know i'll be there
My day will come
I know someday i'll be the only one

Call me selfish
Call me what you like
I think its right
To want someone for all your own
And not share her love
And i'll have my way
And you won't have a say
Anyway
You don't stand a chance!

You wait for his cock
You know it'll turn you on
He's gonna make you feel
The way you wanna feel
When he starts to lie,
Makes you cry,
You know i'll be there
My day will come
I know someday i'll be the only one

My day will come
I know someday i'll be the only one

You want perfection
See your self-destruction
You don't know what you want
It's gonna take you years to find out!
Not giving up
And when you've had enough
You'll take your bruised little head and
You'll come running right back to me!

I will be the only one,
I will be the only one...

"I Know A Guy"

I know a guy...
He has sex with his sister
He used his dick to pop her
Four foot blister

And i know...
It's not that cool
He fucked her in my swimming pool

He's got three testicles
And he loves to...uhh...
Do shit...

FUCK YEAH!

"I Won't Be Home For Christmas"

(Deck the halls with boughs of holly fa la la la la la la la la)
(Tis the season to be jolly fa la la la la la la la la)

Outside the carolers start to sing
I can't describe the joy they bring
Cause joy is something they don't bring me

My girlfriend is by my side
From the roof are hanging sickles of ice
Their whiny voices get irritating
It's Christmas time again

So I stand with a dead smile on my face
Wondering how much of my time they'll waste
Oh god I hate these Satan's helpers

And then I guess I must've snaped
Because I grabbed a baseball bat
And made them all run for shelter

It's Christmas time again
It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand all year
I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer
You people scare me
Please stay away from my home
If you don't wanna get beat down
Just leave the presents and then leave me alone.

Well I guess it's not cool to freak on Christmas Eve
Cause the cops came and arrested me
They had an unfair advantage

And even though the jail didn't have a tree
Christmas came a night early
Causes a guy named Bubba unwrapped my package (hot damn)

It's Christmas time again
It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand all year
I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer
You people scare me
Please stay away from my home
If you don't wanna get beat down
Just leave the presents and then leave me alone.

I won't be home
I won't be home for Christmas
I won't be home
I won't be home for Christmas (please post my bail)
I won't be home
I won't be home for Christmas (please post my bail)
I won't be home
I won't be home for Christmas (please post my bail)
I won't be home
I won't be home for Christmas (please post my bail)
I won't be home
I won't be home for Christmas

"People, People, People"

People, people, people
Where's the love in this world?
People, people, people
Where's the love in this world?

Because you're all my brothers and sisters
And we all love with one heart...

So why won't some girl suck my cock?

"Silent Night Sing Along"

[Mark:] Can we turn off all the lights and have everyone bring up there lighters like its a big rock show, please?
[Mark:] Everyone bring out your lighters cause I know you all smoke pot
[Mark:] Now I want you all to sing along with me...

Silent night
Holy night
All is calm
All is bright
'Round yon virgin
Mother and child
Holy infant
So tender and mild

[Mark:] Yay! It's Christmas!
[Tom:] Yeah! And where the hell are my presents?!?
[Mark:] Hey! If you're looking for last minute christmas ideas...I think a good gift to give a guy is an orgasm!
[Tom:] I want one of those in my stocking!

"The Country Song"

Uh oh
Uh oh
Oh shit
Motherfucker!
I'm gonna start dancing!

Take off your pants dad
Your penis is the biggest thing
My Butt's ever had
Because I would know
It feels good

Shut your fucking face
Uncle fucker!

"The Family Next Door"

Oh how your mom is so inbred
last night I caught your mother
with your brother in her bed
five arms ten legs and four toes
the bitch has got four toes

When you fuck your family I guess
that's just the way it goes
when you fuck your family I guess that's,
that's just the way it goes
when you fuck your family I guess that's,
that's just the way it goes

But don't worry
your mom is not the only one
she's not the only one
because just the other night
I caught your dad taking your
brother's temperature with his thumb

When you go to your house
don't kneel or squat
don't kneel or squat
before you know it your dad will tie
my dick in a knot....... with his tongue

When you fuck your family I guess that's,
that's just the way it goes
when you fuck your family I guess that's,
that's just the way it goes

"This One Song"

This one goes out
To all our fans

To all the punk rock kids
Who've been into our band

You only know us
From this one song

Here's news for you
We've been around
Six years long
And it hurts...

Fuck yeah!

"Transvestite"

My mom, she's not a woman anymore,
She dresses like a man
dresses like a man,
She's not as feminine as she
Used to be before.
Now she is so damned masculine.

I close my eyes
My mom's not a woman anymore
She's wearing a disguise
Everytime she leaves through that door.

My mom's not the same
As she was in the past
If I misbehave she kicks my ass
My mom's not quite the
Woman that she was before
When my friends come over
She likes to wrestle them down to the floor.

And I close my eyes
My mom's not a woman anymore
She's wearing a disguise
Everytime she leaves through that door.

My mom's a transvestite.

"Wrecked Him"

With all those words you bring
Why do you say what you don't mean?
To those people who don't care about one thing that you might need

And you just don't know
Your actions always shine the most
To those people who don't care if you end up alone

You need some time to sew
All those bridges that you burned
'Cause there's nothing left to bring
To someone who just won't learn

Have you made up your mind?
How have you known what you decide
To those people who just think that you are telling lies

So I give up
I made it clear as it can be
To those people who don't care about one thing that you might need

You need some time to sew
All those bridges that you burned
'Cause there's nothing left to bring
To someone who just won't learn

"Zulu"

I'm feeling what I want to feel
I'm saying what I've said all along
Because I know the things that are important to me.
Because life is too short to belong

And those thoughts
That I've kept inside
With those words
That I could not hide
Before those times that always remind me
That all I ever did was try.

So change your tune one step to make a stand
I want to speak my mind start my own african tribe
I'm alone now run into the deepest pile of shit
Cause that's where I'm going to blend in.

Go!

Those choices that I've never made
With those decisions that once cut me a break
Cause after all what's left in the end
There's somethings that they just can't take

So take a bow
Well you're not that great
So pat your back
Go off and masturbate
Cause one thing that you know for sure
Your hand is not a lonesome date.

Blink-182 - Man Overboard

So sorry it's over
So sorry it's over

There's so much more that I wanted and
There's so much more that I needed and
Time keeps moving on and on and on
Soon we'll all be gone

Let's take some time to talk this over
You're out of line and rarely sober
We can't depend on your excuses
Cause in the end it's fucking useless

You can only lean on me for so long
Bring your ship about to watch a friend drown
Stood over the ledge
Begged you to come down
You can only lean on me for so long

I remember shots, without a chaser
absent minds thoughts, now you're a stranger
Cover up the scars
Put on your game face
Left you in a bar
To try and save face

You can only lean on me for so long
Bring your ship about to watch a friend drown
Stood over the ledge
Begged you come down
You can only lean on me for so long

So sorry it's over
So sorry it's over

There's so much more that I wanted and
There's so much more that I needed and
Time keeps moving on and on and on
Soon we'll all be gone

Man on a mission
Can't say I miss him around
Insider information
Hand in your resignation
Loss of a good friend
Best of intentions I found
Tight lipped procrastination
Yeah later
See you around

Blink-182 - Please Take Me Home

Oh no it happened again,
she's cool, she's hot, she's my friend
I tried for hours if so,
you leave me no where to go

She's unstoppable, unpredictable
I'm so jaded, calculated, wrong

Please take me home, too late, it's gone
I bet you're sad, this is the best time we ever had

I hope, hope that it lasts,
give in, forget the past
Be strong when things fall apart,
honest this breaks my heart

She's unstoppable, unpredictable
I'm so jaded, calculated, wrong

Please take me home, too late, it's gone
I bet you're sad, this is the best time we ever had
Please take me home, too late, it's gone
I bet you're sad, this is the best time we ever had

Why did we have to go date?
It's too easy to complicate
Be strong when things fall apart
be strong when things fall apart
honest this breaks my heart
it's so hard

Let's go!

Please take me home, too late, it's gone
I bet you're sad, this is the best time we ever had
Please take me home, too late, it's gone
I bet you're sad, this is the best time we ever had

Blink-182 - Shut Up

Shut the fuck up she said, I'm going fucking deaf
You're always too loud, everything's too loud
Now that all my friends left, this place is fucking dead
I wanna move out, when can we move out? This shit has got to stop

I'll run away

Get the fuck up she said
your life is meaningless
it's going nowhere, you're going nowhere
you're just a fuck up she said, I'll live alone instead
she said you don't care, I know I don't care

I'll never ask permission from you,
fuck off I'm not listening to you
I'm not coming home, I'm never going to come back home

I got too fucked up again, and passed out on the plane
Try to forget you, I can't forget you
No sleep on this flight, I'll think about the nights
we had to get through, how did we get through?

I'll never ask permission from you,
fuck off I'm not listening to you
I'm not coming home, I'm never going to come back home

I'll run away
I think it's time that I should leave
I think it's time that I should leave
I think it's time that I should leave
I think it's time that I should leave

I'll never ask permission from you,
fuck off i'm not listening to you
I'm not coming home, I'm never going to come back home

I'll run away
I think it's time for me to leave
(I'll run away)
I think it's time for me to leave
(I'll run away)
I think it's time for me to leave
(I'll run away)
I think it's time for me to leave

Blink-182 - Give Me One Good Reason

Mom and dad they quite don't understand it,
All the kids they laugh as if they planned it
Why do girls wanna pierce their nose,
And walk around in torn pantyhose, oh yeah

I like the ones who say they listen to the punk rock
I like the kids who fight against how they were brought up
They hate the trends and think it's fucked to care,
It's cool when they piss people off with what they wear, oh yeah

So give me one good reason,
Why we need to be like them
Kids will have fun and offend
They don't want to and don't fit in

Hate the jocks, the preps, the hippie-fuckin scumbags
Heavy metalers with their awful, pussy hair bands
Counting seconds until we can get away,
Ditchin' school almost every single day, oh yeah

So give me one good reason,
why we need to be like them
Kids will have fun and offend
They don't want to and don't fit in

Blink-182 - Everytime I Look For You

Never found out why you left him,
but this answer begs a question,
Too blind to see tomorrow,
too broke to beg or borrow.
Young and Stupid, left wide open
Hearts are wasted, lives are broken

One more point of contention,
I need some intervention
Approaching failing tensions,
betray my short attention span
The distance, bridge the border
Beg forgiveness, round the corner

Everytime I look for you the sun goes down
And I stumble when this whole thing runs aground
I left another message, you are never around
But everytime I look for you the sun goes down once more
Will the last one out, please shut the door

More time apart will give you,
a few more months to argue
Is this to much to live through,
it always seems to far to drive
The point home, send more letters
Pray tomorrow, ends up better

Everytime I look for you the sun goes down
And I stumble when this whole thing runs aground
I left another message, you are never around
But everytime I look for you the sun goes down once more
Will the last one out, please shut the door

I never did do anything that she asked,
I never let what happened, stay in the past
I never did quite understand what she meant,
In spite of everything, in spite of everything

Everytime I look for you the sun goes down
And I stumble when this whole thing runs aground
I left another message, you are never around
But everytime I look for you the sun goes down
And I stumble when this whole thing runs aground
I left another message, you are never around
but everytime I look for you the sun goes down